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Ken Pavia lets Luke Cummo rinse out his ass

Remember back in November we wrote about Luke Cummo inviting people over to his apartment to ‘purge’ them? Well, none other than agent extrordinaire Ken Pavia has taken Luke up on his offer and is blogging the experience for MMAJunkie:

Luke picks me up, and we start right away. He hands me a hot “tea” in a jar and directs me to drink. Now, we have all heard the rumors about him drinking urine, but I am down for the cause — short of urine.

The tea was actually very good, and I am told it is to hydrate my blood and begin the process. We went back to his triplex and proceeded to choke down earthy-tasting herbs, wrap castor-oil packs with cellophane and hot water bottles around our bodies, and then drink vinegar with more herbs and lemon. I was told in a few days this would flush countless stones out of my gall bladder, and that sounded kind of cool.

It should be interesting to see what other retarded shit these guys do over the course of the next 12 days. I’m not an expert on the subject of nutrition but Jake is, so perhaps he’ll read this stuff over and point out all the medically incorrect things they’re doing. While there’s nothing wrong with eating better, the concept of purges and fasting is generally considered to be flawed by anyone with a proper medical background (who doesn’t do a lot of acid).

The Pav says he’s off to do some MMA training too … no word yet on if he’ll keep doing that once he develops brutal diarrhea. The idea of him sharting all over Matt Serra’s BJJ school entertains me to no end.

  • fightfan

    Damn FL, keep the posts rolling…….you got to be close to 10 already today!!!!! NICE!

  • fightlinker

    2008 is gonna be a big year for fightlinker – soon you’ll just be able to live here.

  • fightfan

    I wonder when the URINE cocktail will be offered to Ken…..and if he will accept the pee drink or even the fact that Luke thinks it is helathy to drink your own piss.

  • frickshun

    Breaking news. . . . . Fedor’s next match will be against Luke Cummo. Not in a fight, but in a piss-drinking contest. Mark Cuban is committed to showing every gagging gulp. Assuming Fedor wins, he’ll fight Treebeard from Lord of the Rings.

  • Lifer

    rumors? ;p

  • jaydog

    Some of the radical techniques championed by non-western healers are ideal for helping someone shed 17 pounds in less than two weeks. Pavia probably has half of that stored in his colon as undigested meat, bubble gum, etc. Fasting and detox cleanses may not be sound practices 365 days a year, but from time to time they can get you back to a healthy foundation. Personally, I think Luke Cummo is on to something and this daily blog is really fascinating. For more on this, get the details from Luke himself:

    Who knows, you might learn something.
    ps: With all the insurance companies and big-pharma dictating the concept of health “a proper medical background” is pretty suspect these days, IMHO.

  • muhr

    “rumors? ;p”

    Yeah, I don’t think it can be considered a rumor when somebody says “I drink piss.”

  • Paul Simonello

    I knew Pavia was desperate but this is crazy.
    Dude’s a slob.

  • Mace

    The only place Pav is training is at Cinnabun.

  • dulljake

    he whole having “undigested meat” in your colon is a myth, perpetuated in the late 90’s by health freaks. In reality, unless someone has an extremely destructive or malfunctioning digestive system, there is no need to “purge”. In fact, purging can be quite hazardous to your health. Consider the fact that the large intestine is where the remaining liquid in your fecal matter is being absorbed into your system (it’s what allows your poo to remain fairly dry). By flushing out your system, you run the serious risk of becoming dehydrated (or of actually being over hydrated, destabilizing your electrolytes), but worst than that, it can often lead to serious side effects, such as infection, and tearing.

    If you want to be healthier, let your own body process your shit naturally. Eat some fucking fiber, and if you really want to purge, have some dried prunes on a fucking hot day…trust me, it works.

  • Lifer

    dimjake, if you have time, break down what’s wrong with the non-surgical gallstone removal method that he employs.

  • kentyman

    Uh-oh, let the pissing match start.

    Lifer, open your mouth.

  • ET

    If drinking piss is so beneficial, why aren’t they eating their shit?

    Am I wrong or are they both by-products of the human body?

    To each his own, but I’ll keep my piss in the toilet.

  • Lifer

    google urine therapy :D

  • MacDaddy

    4twozero – thanks for the link – that thread is like a glimpse into some kind of cult, they are crazier than a bunch of shithouse rats.

  • dulljake

    better yet, go read Urine Therapy at It’s a pretty good reference on just how ridiculous the whole thing is. And Dr. Jubb should be hit by a bus.

  • Lifer

    i sense much negativity in you. seeing what urine therapy has done for me personally i will have to disagree with the skeptics.

  • fightlinker

    If you’re eating lifefoods, there’s a good chance it’s just the healthy eating and living. Personally i don’t know enough about anything to take a hard stance, but as a general rule i’ll point to the established facts in existance on the subject just as counterpoint. And say Fuck a lot. FUCK!

  • MacDaddy

    Personally, I drink piss just for the taste

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