Ah juggalos. The only people on the subculture totem pole lower than ravers and goths. Followers of the Insane Clown Posse, they’re basically a white trash KISS army (was that redundant?) except they don’t just pull out the face paint for concerts. Being a juggalo is a motherfucking lifestyle. And they’ve even got their own giant annual 4 day festival to go to … this one featuring a Ken Shamrock ‘full on MMA demonstration’ and toughman champ Butterbean.
I cannot deny it though … this redneck Burning Man does look like a lot of fun. They’ve stacked the entire weekend full of all sorts of trashy shit like ultra-violent pro wrasslin’, vomit-inducing carnival rides, a human cannonball, a free ‘fat-ass BBQ’ and more D-list celebrities than you can shake a stick at (Vanilla Ice! Pauly Shore!!!). If the whole thing wasn’t gonna be swimming in the worst rap-rock ever written and populated by people who are eight beers away from another manslaughter incident, I would actually love to go.
(big thanks to Jemaleddin for the find!)