Kevin Randleman is outta control!

Oh Kevin Randleman. What would I do without you? Back in the salad years of my blogging, you were there using dog urine or dead person urine or SOMETHING for your tests. And now a laundry list of charges which can best be described as an epic bender interrupted midway through by the Fuzz:

Malicious destruction of private property
Intimidating a police officer
Being under the influence of a controlled substance
Driving without a valid license
Failure to drive in a travel lane
Driving under the influence of liquor and/or drugs
Speeding 21 to 30 miles per hour over the posted speed limit

According to the detention center’s Victim Information and Notification Everyday hotline, Randleman is also charged with possession of narcotics and an undisclosed gambling offense.

I like Kevin because he proves that no matter what your background, there’s a good chance you’re a fucking juicer. Randleman is a three-time All-American and two-time national champion wrestler at Ohio State University, and my bet is he juiced his way through that just like he juiced his way through MMA competition. Just because he wasn’t caught back then doesn’t mean he wasn’t doing it. And I bet there’s a whole bunch of other guys in the UFC with wrestling backgrounds and stunning minor-league MMA experience who are in the same boat.

  • Johnny Nguyen

    maybe if he drag some of the stuff he admited for the urine test he might pass it for once…

  • http://meatheadedlibertarian.blogspot.com penxv

    I don’t think any less of him… it’s hard to stay calm in front of the cops when you’re lit up and when kicking all of their asses is a legitimate option.

    If anything, he should get an award for his restraint. He didn’t hurt them… he just scared them. I think those cops might want to go out and find where they lost their dicks.

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