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Kimbo Slice is in the new Scorpion King movie

While his MMA career didn’t really pan out, Kimbo is fortunately still making his bread through other endeavors. He’s recently fought two cans in Gary Shaw’s boxing promotion and now he’s got a role in the direct-to-dvd Scorpion King 3 movie. Sadly there’s no sign of Randy Couture or the guy who dubbed over all of Randy’s lines, but it seems like they spared no expense on this sequel to a prequel to a prequel of a sequel of a remake. It features not only Kimbo but Batista, Ron Perlman, and Billy Zane as well. Thank god since Obama we live in a post-racial America so Hollywood can now paint guys like Kimbo and Bob Sapp up like savages, huh?

ESPN’s LZ Granderson may have to throw another fit.

  • kvelertak

    did they remove his massive gut with cgi?

  • iamphoenix

    billy zane said kill them all. so that’s what i’m gonna do. because billy zane is a cool dude.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_mrXJSOEIg

  • scissors61

    Ron Perlman should be making a new Hellboy movie instead of slumming it like this. Fucking fat-ass del Toro needs to get on that shit

  • iamphoenix

    hellboy sucked dick shit.

  • Jarman

    ^i think you mean ‘shit dick’, but the idea gets across. Hellboy 2 sucked leper shit dick while jacking off two ebola cocks…..why would we need a third? to what depths of godawful garbage do we need a series to go to before we admit it’ll never live up to the comics?

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    I know it sounds like a porno, but imagine if someone good could make Conqueror Worm?  Man.

  • CAP

    sweet I’ll never see this.

  • iamphoenix

    no. i mean dick shit.

  • Reverend Clint

    im with jarhead… hellboy 2 was a turd. ron perlman makes like 1 good movie ever 2 years but pumps out 10 shitty ones as well

  • Blackula Jonez

    Lol at movie fans complaining about actors making shitty movies just like mma fans wondering why fighters take fights that are seemingly bad matchups.

     

    Its called getting fucking paid/being a working actor. Crap movies cut checks just like the good ones.

     

    I also enjoyed hellboy 2 more than the first, but I’ve always been a sucker for Del Toro’s penchant for crazy monster make up and competent fight coreography. The animated movies did more justice to the comics than the movies though, its a miracle the hellboy movies ever got made when you look at them and how super niche the franchise is.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Lol at movie fans complaining about actors making shitty movies

    Yeah, its not even like they’re risking dain bramage by taking it.  Worst case scenario for an actor is straight-to-DVD stank which’ll wash-off with one good movie.

    A fighter can wash off a loss, but not the physical toll.

  • Blackula Jonez

    I hear you, but the physical toll is inherent in the actual profession of fighting. Frankie Edgar has taken 2 epic beatings in his last two fights and how many people are pitying the possible brain damage he may have absorbed.

     

    Fans only get concerened right before a fighters career comes to a halt. You like watching fighting or fuck it any kind of contact sport know that these guys may very well be doing irreparable damage to their bodies.

    But back to the issue at hand, it may suck to see talented and not so talented actors in sub par films but these guys are not in the 20 mil club and have bills to pay so I don’t hate, but I won’t watch either.

    Also who the fuck is the actual scorpion king guy?

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Also who the fuck is the actual scorpion king guy?

    You seriously don’t know Not Worth Mentioning In The Trailer?

  • frickshun

    You guys are weird.

  • http://www.azbestpest.com pest control gilbert

    Man that guy has a mean looking face expression. I wouldn’t wanna get on his bad side. I wonder how he’s like when someone wakes him up too early in the morning. I haven’t seen the movie yet and the video didn’t impress me much but i’ll check it out anyway.

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