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Kimbo Slice knocks out some guy

Kimbo Slice made his boxing debut over the weekend and knocked out a 39 year old 0-1 fighter named James Wade in 10 seconds. Impressive? Well, it looked good enough on youtube, but what can I say? Can crusher crushing cans isn’t all that amazing to me.

It was pretty amazing to Kimbo’s ‘manager’, Jared ‘$kala’ Shaw. Here’s some comments from after the fight. On twitter:

Told u he’s a injection into heavy weight division … Thanks for the opportunity @danawhite #dumb

And then in a statement:

“We realize this is a climb, and Kimbo is serious about making a run in this sport,” Shaw said. “Before to can walk, you crawl. Before you reach the roof, you climb, and that is what we are doing. We are working our way through the division and plan to matriculate up the rankings.

“Aug. 13 is the day the real YouTube phenomenon Kimbo Slice made his statement. He’s here, and he’s not leaving until someone else’s gloves say so. In my opinion, he’s the toughest out in the heavyweight division due to his true one-punch knockout power.”

You hear that? Kimbo beats some nobody in the middle of nowhere, and now he’s the toughest out in the heavyweight division. TRUE one punch knockout power! I wonder where that was when you fought James ‘Glass Jaw’ Thompson?

  • kvelertak

    Kimbo is an old man with bad knees that can barely through a punch.

    Can he work a can once and awhile? sure. But so can assholes who fight in the street.


  • frickshun

    “Matriculate up the rankings”….

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ASSHOLE TALKING ABOUT?? Maybe he should look these big words up on his T-Mobile Sidekick before shitting them out his facehole.

  • Letibleu
    just so we are clear:

    Definition of MATRICULATE

    transitive verb
    : to enroll as a member of a body and especially of a college or university
    intransitive verb
    : to become matriculated
    ma·tric·u·lant noun
    ma·tric·u·la·tion noun
  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Who gives a shit?  He’ll lose a real fight against the Smoothie King.

  • iamphoenix

    Are we sure that wasnt an ape from the new rise of the planet apes of ape planet?

  • scissors61

    can we trade $kala for Tompkins? 

  • Oontyex

    how is it can crushing him beating a 0-1 39yr old, when he came in as a 0-0 37yr old :S

  • Komodo

    HE’S A INJECTION!!!!!!!!!@!@!

  • noiseless

    that dude is one leg kick away from dying a rapid death in a wheelchair, and as long as he makes a few bucks for weed and the munchies, and maybe even some gas for the ride home, i’m happy for him. cheah homie.

  • CAP

    I really want $kala to go away. He’s one of the most annoying fools I have ever taken the time to listen to. But for some reason it’s kinda entertaining seeing what a dbag he is.

    Kimbo will get wrecked eventually, he can only handle bums.