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Kirill Sidelnikov: juiced up steroid monkey

Afflicton’s second show has not been kind to Kirill “Baby Fedor” Sidelnikov. First everyone mocks him for having giant moobs and then he gets absolutely smashed by Paul Buentello. Now it turns out that the dude had Stanozolol in his system … that’s Stanozolol the steroid, not Stanozolol the tiny village in Russia.

Sidelnikov, also known as “Baby Fedor,” tested positive for the synthetic anabolic steroid Stanozolol. He’s been suspended one year and fined $2,500.

According to CSAC Assistant Executive Officer Bill Douglas, the mere presence of Stanozolol in the system constitutes a violation under the new testing procedures for CSAC.

It’s kinda funny that this is the first guy nabbed by the CSAC under their new ‘no controversy’ testing procedures. There’s nothing that raises questions like your first steroid catch looking like he’s never hit the gym let alone injected steroids.

I miss the days when I could just hear drug results and trust that they were true. Now I’m stuck wondering if the CSAC dropped samples in the toilet, if the lab used dirty equipment, if a fighter just had a tainted bucket o’ creatine with a powdered kernal of winstrol. But there must be fighters actively injecting steroids into their asscheeks, right? If the guys getting caught using aren’t the huge users (and let’s face it, there’s no way Kirill is a huge user), then who IS using? Could it be that the dudes purposefully taking steroids are now ahead of the testing curve?

Anyways, on a related note the CSAC gave Cabbage Correira an extra bitchslap as well for having pot in his piss. This is on top of the suspension they already levied against him for ‘screwing over the promoters’ for his last fight.