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KOK – King of Kombat

It’s now time for the Sunday night dick joke. Apparently there’s a Texas-based MMA promotion that goes by the name King of Kombat — or KOK if King of Kombat is too big a mouthful for you (ha-ha!). I think this is a sign that Texas might be a closet homo, which is a bit ironic considering the hefty amount of gay bashing he’s known for. Now if only someone will start up the Championship Ultimate National Tournament. (See what I did there? I spelt your mother’s name with that one.)