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Kurt Angle still pretending he was almost in the UFC

I dunno why I keep posting what pro wrasslers say because they always turn out to be lying, but here’s Kurt Angle with yet another story on how he was inches away from fighting in the UFC:

I actually contacted Dana White again after the movie. I flew out to meet him once and got a great offer. I contacted him again, I was thinking about dropping out of Impact wrestling, and there were some personal problems with my marriage and I just wanted to get away. I contacted Dana White, I flew out, and he had me take the UFC physical. I passed it, thank God, and he gave me the offer. The terms weren’t good, I mean not for me, and the terms I gave him weren’t good for him. He wanted me ready in four-and-a-half weeks; I wanted three to six months. So I respect Dana White and I love him to death, very good friend. I knew I was capable of winning in four-and-a-half weeks, but I wanted to be at my best.

“Yo brah i was totally gonna be in the UFC I was like just gimme 3 to 6 mos but Dana was all like I want you in that cage in four weeks.” Sounds legit!

Of course when asked about whether this was true, Dana White said teh noes. Which confuses me because why would an attention whore like Kurt Angle with a new movie coming out next weekend (WARRIUR! Rar!) ever make false statements to the media? Beats me, guys.

  • CAP

    He’s still in the world of make believe.

  • Reverend Clint

    ^like he still believes he has balls

  • frickshun

    Haha. Ryan, you are funny.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Holy shit, I thought Ryan put a moratorium on reporting anything Angle related until he signed for an actual fucking fight. He did, didn’t he?

    I’m sorry for posting pics like it’s BE, but the Angle-related fury is making me vurp right now.

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