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Leonard Garcia beats the federal rap

This is nice to hear. Back when Leonard Garcia was arrested by the Feds for conspiracy to traffic cocaine, I thought he was a goner. But now we have this positive news from Leonard’s myspace:

I just wanted to post this to let everyone know that I had the federal charges dropped. I am still dealing with the state but the charges aren’t as serious as they seemed. So I hope to be back in the cage soon – real soon. I’m just waiting on my excellent manager Steven (boogie) Bean to get that straightened out for me.

After dealing with Federal law on my own (did you know it’s illegal to bring Harry Potter slash across the border? I didn’t), I’m quite surprised that Garcia managed to get off the hook. Sure, I managed to get off too … but not before ratting out half the members at It is worth noting on a less positive note that while Garcia is now a bit safer from the prospect of 40 years in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison, he’s still got the state of Texas to deal with. And last I heard, it’s still not a great place to be a Hispanic accused of dope dealing.

  • Reverend Clint

    He’s gonna get executed.

  • Cannon

    Here in Texas, people of all different backgrounds are jailed. The prisons are like a melting pot of criminals.

  • Lifer

    gotta stop with the pound-me-in-the-ass prison every time you mention a federal prison. it was funny back in office space but jesus christ. it’s a bit overdone ;)

  • Lifer

    I wonder if he escaped the federali’s sights when he tore through the Pentagon, terrorizing females all the while, and informing them that he was indeed a UFC fighter!

  • Reverend Clint

    Fed prison isn’t all bad, i was talking to a guy who was on a work camp for the feds and said it was like summer camp. You could pay the guards to get you anything you want.m They let him run equipment and drive trucks. But he was lucky that he had skills in construction cause he was building the new prison.

  • fightlinker

    Pound me in the ass prison references:

    Once every 700 posts doesn’t seem to unreasonable.


  • Reverend Clint

    You must really like “pound me in the ass”

  • x5BoltMainx

    Who doesn’t?

  • fightlinker

    federal laws prevent me from answering that question