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Let’s get it on!

Okay, folks. UFC 135 is this weekend! And so is the Fightlinker vs Five Ounces of Pain bet! The terms are set, everything is agreed upon, and we are ready to go. While I tried to convince them that Five Ounces of Piss too witty a bet name NOT to use, we settled on a Coors Light beer dump in honor of the rocky mountains this UFC will take place near.

Here’s how it’s gonna work: this is a UFC 135 pick’em. Fightlinker and Five Ounces will both select winners for the prelims and main card. The person with the most correct picks wins. A tie will be broken by counting who had more KO/Sub/Dec picks right. The loser has to post up a video of them getting a frosty Coors king can or three dumped all over them. And they will live with shame. The shame of being MMA ignoramuses.

We’ll get our picks up tomorrow, along with a breakdown on the Low Blow. Those of you who say I suck at picks … well, I wanna get these bets going again on a winning note. I have a feeling I can convince one of the Middle Easy guys to eat pubes.

  • CAP

    “Beer dump” is FUCKING WEAK. Move on to someone with some balls…

  • iamphoenix

    Coors light beer dump is a big letdown. This has to be a typo or prank…

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    This is what I was talking about.  Sam Caplan’s vagina must still be running that place.

    This is destined to do nothing for either of your readerships.  I hope you guys have fun tho.

    Coming up for 139 – FL/CageTater Bet!  Loser has to jump in a puddle with his socks on!!

  • agentsmith

    I’d wondered if “5oz of Piss” was as funny to anyone else as it was (and still is) to me.  :)

    So I gather you’re using Coors Light cause Bud Light won’t pay you nothin?

  • thingvolds

    i enjoy an ice cold coors light now and again. ill tune in for it.

  • glassjawsh

    if there is no public nudity or defecation or a (possibly arrousing) combination of the two it’s a letdown for every jackal out there

  • glassjawsh

    you can’t just get it dumped on you in the shower or whatever. it has to be in a playground, WITH CHILDREN PLAYING IN IT or other equally inappropriate public place. that is the only thing that could make stupid beer dump worth watching

  • CAP

    ^Setting is key. That’s the only way to make this half way interesting. Have some chick do it in a bar so you get laughed out of the joint.

  • ghostboner

    I’m not impressed by your (contest picking) performance.

  • G Funk

    Gay. I guess if it’s ice-cold and done in a bar setting ala cap it could be ok. Just OK

  • Billytk

    The beer dump thing is so stupid it kind of makes the entire bet thing a waste of time I couldn’t care less who wins or loses this thig

  • Rhufio

    Wow. The negotiations between you and 5oz needs another article. Is this really the most degrading thing the guys over there would agree to ?

    What kind of asshole agrees to a bet and then pussies out like this ?

    The worse part of the bet is having to spend a couple of bucks to buy the beer. Who cares about getting some beer dumped on them. 

  • glassjawsh

    ^ no shi. its happened to me more times than I can remember and I’ve never even thought twice about it

  • frickshun

    SO FUCKING LAME!! I assure you, there isn’t a single legit Jackal that gives a flying FUUUUUCK about this bet. You could’ve at least pissed off a balcony onto the loser…..at least they wouldn’t have to CONSUME it.

  • FiveBoltMain

    GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Billytk

    Why even bother with this bet I say tell them to go F themselves if they aren’t willing to bet for real it’s pathetic to lower yourself to this level and actually accept this lame ass bet

  • Mixed Martial Adam

    Beer Dump is the worst/lamest bet that I can think of. That happens every weekend anyway at multiple random Canadian house parties.

    You should have to drink a 24 of Coors Light and then take a dump on the loser the next morning.

    Now THAT’s a “Coors Light Dump” wager.

  • Redping

    Hey, just wanted to throw my vote in with the ‘thats a gay bet and very unsatisfying’, but I don’t really care because I am not paying $20 a year so you’re free to pour drinks on yourself if that’s what you do with the money.

    I think if FL loses, they should step it up a bit. I think they will, in fact – 4 oz of pain probably bitched out but you still agreed to the contest, and if you win we won’t watch them pour drinks on each other and pillow fight. But if you guys win, you should somehow make it less boring. maybe dump beers off of the top of a building and catch it with your eyelids

  • CAP

    24 hours later and STILL GAY.

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