Rather than use a typical scale of 1 to 10 to rate the UFC Fight Night, we instead decided to rate it based on the kind of blowjob we’d pass up in order to watch the show again. We typically agreed that it would have to be pretty mediocre fellatio indeed, because Jake loves blowjobs and I hate commercials like I hates me panhandlers who spend all their money on cigarettes. Fuck, at least save that shit up for crack. Cigarettes are just useless.
Anyways, that wisdom and more relating to UFC Fight Night: Swick vs Burkman. The main event might have been a letdown, but we hope you’ll agree that the radio show lives up to the hype!
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