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Luke Cummo wants you to come over to his apartment and flush out your ass

No, I am not joking:

I’m also taking applications for people who want to stay in my apartment building for 5-14 days to do personal training and Lifefood Nutritional Fasting.

Just what is Lifefood Nutritional Fasting? It’s another crackpot concept by Luke Cummo’s retard nutritionist Dr Jubb. Who the fuck is Dr Jubb? Here’s a few choice quotes about him:

David Jubb, PhD, is a well known Raw Foodist from New York City. He is originally from Australia, and he claimed at the time to be a “Breatharian.” At the time of this interview in November of 2002 he was telling people that he had not eaten anything for like 6 years or something like that. Personally, I doubted his story completely, and from what I heard from other people, it just was not so.

And here’s another story about Jubb:

The baby son of a urine-drinking East Village health guru to the stars has been taken from his father’s care because the dad failed to bring the boy to a doctor for a fractured ankle. Instead, David Jubb treated the 20-month-old’s fractures by crafting a brace out of chopsticks.

“He did not follow [Administration for Children's Services] instructions to bring the child to the doctor,” said a Family Court source.

I’m all down with Luke Cummo … he’s one of my favorite fighters in the UFC because he’s such a creepy motherfucker. But his nutritional choices are a bit scary, and I do worry that he’s using Dr Jubb’s Lifefood plan to feed his newborn, which is terrifying to say the least. Hey, people are allowed to raise their children however they want. I’m just saying don’t be surprised when this kid grows up to be a barely five feet tall grey skinned mutant.

  • http://www.lukecummo.com Lifer

    dude seriously why the hate? just cuz you’re a fat asshole that drinks mickey’s, fast food and a whole fuckload of all other garbage and you’re actually PROUD of it… don’t hate on the man. jubb is ahead of his time and he’s done actual research that i believe in and in my experience everything he advocates works like he says it does.

    i’ve totally adopted his health lifestyle and i’ve documented it on their forums if you care to read about it and not just glance and immediately put it down cuz somehow, miraculously, your experience with energy drinks, microwaveable dinners and $5 prostitutes is somehow allowing you to continue breathing.

    as for saying it’s ‘scary’ to feed your kid lifefood when it is hands down the healthiest form of living that we can hope for in this age of industrialization of food is just plain retarded. i hope you feed your children mcdonalds and they turn out sloth like the rest of the fucking planet. scratch that, don’t reproduce.

  • http://www.fightlinker.com fightlinker

    I have a problem with Jubb because of his fucked up Breatharian past. I’m not against healthy eating … but I do think certain extreme diets are stupid. You want to do them? Fine. Try to tell me I can’t mock it? Fuck you.

  • http://www.fightlinker.com fightlinker

    And by the way, it’s a BURGER KING diet, not mcdonalds.

  • http://mmacritique.blogspot.com Thomas

    Sounds like Luke is starting his own cult.
    Jubb is way out there, what are his qualifications? is he an actual medical doctor or one of phylosophy?

    How dare you shit on my microwavable dinners and energy drinks.
    McDonalds is great…. hmmmm. Angus Burger
    Also, $5 prostitutes serve there purpose. don’t be hatin..

    Luke is good fighter, very good Muay Thai but if he wants to his magic diet… whatever go crazy. I could care less

  • http://www.lukecummo.com Lifer

    i have to concede, the breathatarian stuff is a bit out there…

    :D

  • Ted Dibiase

    he claimed to be living off air and light? LMAO what a quack

    this guy is more fucked in the head than those pathetic “anti-aging” quacks who say steroids have no side effects.

    luke cummo and lifer are both fags

  • http://www.fightlinker.com fightlinker

    I have to concede too … I am a fat ass ;-) Truth be told, I wouldn’t mind going down to Luke’s and trying out this shit if not only to film it for Fightlinker.com

  • intenso

    There was an episode of like Wife Swap or something like that I saw once, and one of the wives claimed that she could live off nutrients given off by the sun, so she would stare into the sun for a certain amount of time every day. The new husband was like, then why are there so many people in Africa that are starving?
    haha.
    And Cummo’s kid might grow up “to be a barely five feet tall grey skinned mutant” but he would be a badass and you know it.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlwbWMDjwB8 Accomando

    “…miraculously, your experience with energy drinks, microwaveable dinners and $5 prostitutes is somehow allowing you to continue breathing…”

    Probably into his 80’s as well. Honestly, life is a crap-shoot, and tomorrow isn’t guaranteed. I for one, will not resort to eating baby food like substances to keep on keeping on in my life.

    While this “healthy” lifestyle, is most likely more “healthy” than a mcdonalds/BK diet, I would argue that it’s a complete waste of time and just forms as a substitute in place of other, more dangerous addictions, like heroin or meth.

    So, enjoy those “extra” years you are earning with your “healthy” eating/lifestyle. I for one, will live life to the fullest, while completely ignoring what I put into my body. With that, once I hit the 70’s or 80’s and I am not feeling as well as the “healthy” ones are, then there is the proven product out there called HGH, which basically helps with everything.

    I figure, at around age 77, a healthy dosage of HGH will make me feel about as young as you do after you have wasted your whole life eating like a rabbit.

  • http://www.lukecummo.com Lifer

    well… over the course of 3 weeks i lost 12 lbs. and 2% body fat while gaining muscle and strength following this diet so i feel kind of protective of it.

    i wish i had the money to go down there and train with him but i’m spending all my cash these days on personal training and nutrition. i’m so my demographic.

  • frickshun

    Fightlinker, I actually hate fat people but I’m making an exception for you b/c you make me laugh.

  • Ted Dibiase

    the dude cant smile and looks like a professional skin flute player.

    look at all the trash talk on the quack and no one has even said anything about his fucking head. he looks like hes Chris Tucker’s sidekick in the movie The Fifth Element

  • Rob

    Lifer – Whatever good for you.

    Jubb I’m sure is a “cool” dude. He has a doctorate in nutrition, great. But how did his 20 month old fracture his ankle in the first place? Maybe not getting enough calcium. I’m not a breatharian so maybe I shouldn’t speculate.

    Another note, Jubbs “baby momma” sure is hot.

  • http://www.lukecummo.com Lifer

    ^ Accomando

    I don’t feel I am wasting my life as I get to reap the benefits of living healthier now when I feel it in my training and elevated mood throughout work and life in general.

    Personally, it makes me happy to know I am putting some of the healthiest possible substances inside myself for my body to work with. I’m not doing it to live extra long or anything like that… I am doing it to enjoy my life more now in this moment. Having a diet that is detrimental to your health you might be able to live as long but I can guarantee it will not be anywhere near the comfort level that a healthy person is experiencing.

    Using the fact that life is a series of random happenings as justification to mistreat your body doesn’t make much sense to me either. If it makes you happy though, go for it!

  • http://www.fightlinker.com fightlinker

    Intenso: if that grey mutant can beat Urijah Faber then I’m all for it.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlwbWMDjwB8 Accomando

    “…Using the fact that life is a series of random happenings as justification to mistreat your body doesn’t make much sense to me either…”

    That’s interesting.

  • http://nosebleed.nem0.net nem0

    I’m okay with whatever people want to do to themselves, as long as they’re not hurting other people… but when they do it to their pets or kids, man, I’m not okay with that. Had a roommate a few years back who put her dog (her motherfuckin’ DOG) on a vegetarian diet. Then the dog got cancer, and the doctors pretty much said that, due to a significant lack of things like protein in her diet, the dog’s systems were pretty much too fucked to fight the disease.

    Good luck to Cummo’s kid in any case. Hope he doesn’t end up in therapy or something.

  • kermit.01

    Speaking as a guy who works with sick people every day I have to say that sure healthy living has its place. However extremes are bad. The body needs normal amounts of fats to function properly. The problem with our culture (culture meaning most of us in the America’s and a even a good percentage of Europe) is we have this idea that more of something is better. If I have a headache and I’m supposed to take 1 Tylenol, then 6 will definitely fix my head. Were an instant fix, instant gratification society who wants what we want when we want it.

    People seem to be of two worlds, crash and extreme diets like Adkins or popping diet pills until your kidneys shutdown– or a Double Wopper with Cheese, large fry and the obligatory Diet Pepsi.

    Balance people, its all about Balance.. You can eat a wopper for lunch as long as you don’t have fast food for 6 meals a week. You can have a regular Pepsi, just don’t drink a a gallon a day. Anything with moderation. I eat anything I want, I just do it in moderation, I’m 6 foot 220 pounds and in above average shape for someone who dosn’t spend each evening in the Gym.

    Thats because I don’t Binge on Burgers and I don’t starve my self on steamed talc free long grain brown rice.

    In Summary– Extremes are bad..

  • http://www.freewebs.com/pafighter Amy Robinson

    It may just be me, but I’m not taking nutritional advice from a guy who drinks his own pee.

  • operator

    yeah he drinks his owne pee hehehe-hhehhe-heehehe

  • http://www.modosharks.com Lifer

    to the guy talking about a vegetarian diet being bad for a cat please google ‘raw food cats’. there have been many experiments with generations of cats proving your point and your vets ideas incorrect about raw food for animals. it’s the healthiest diet for animals as well. there is a wealth of information available on how to feed your pets raw food and there is no way in hell that a raw food diet would contribute or somehow make a cat weaker or too weak to fight off cancer. studies show EXACTLY the opposite.

    to the guy talking about ‘balance’… there is nothing natural about eating a whopper or drinking a pepsi. yes, the human body is an incredibly resilient organism that can withstand the straight up poison that those GMO foods have inside them and keep living but it is not optimal health. as for stating you need ‘fats’ yes that is quite true and this diet advocates plenty of HEALTHY fats from organic lifefood sources. all fat is not the same and if you think you’re eating a whopper to attain some of this fat you need you obviously have no fucking idea what youre talking about.

    to amy – if you did any research on urine therapy you’d see the benefits of it and it has been done for thousands of years. many current medications today, especially cancer medication, is created from human urine or from elements of urine that theyre taking and selling right back to you in a powdered form. it has cleared up my skin like nothing i’ve ever used in my life and everyone is asking me why my skin looks so amazing now and i can’t even tell them because of the taboo. it doesn’t taste bad either and it’s the most hydrating liquid for the human body that exists. when you drink water the h20 is erratic and shifting, once you process the water the h20 is changed into a crystalline pattern that allows for much greater absorption. ALL URINE IS JUST REFINED AND PROCESSED BLOOD! it contains hormones and important minerals that your body couldnt use the first time. upon second absorption you are getting the most beneficial and healing liquid you can possibly find for yourself. if you can convince yourself to put semen in your mouth or swallow it(i know you do you dirty girl) i dont see how urine is any worse.

    i hate the kind of people that go and workout and then convince themselves that the work they just did permits them to mistreat their body as if it somehow balances out. if you want to get into better shape and you want to do it quickly you have to go to extremes but make sure you know what you’re doing. anytime youre burning lots of fat you release stored up toxins and you have to be flushing those toxins or they just become reabsorbed.

  • http://www.fightlinker.com Jake

    Lifer….what the fuck is wrong with you?

  • RoB

    I found this on a breatherian website! i’m dead serious. your easy road to living in the fifth dimension. “Do the meditation excersize before drinking lots of diet coke in the 20 oz and 1 liter sizes (with caffeine) in the plastic bottles only. Along with a double-quarter-pounder/with cheese meal at McDonald’s only. Always meditate 30 mins to an hour before eating. Try to eat at least one meal a day for a while. Go back to my web site periodically to see if you can start to feel the magic after reading a few paragraphs.

    IMPORTANT NOTE: DO NOT DRINK WATER OF ANY KIND OR FROM ANY SOURCE AND, MOST IMPORTANTLY,DO NOT EAT ANY FRUITS OR VEGETABLES DOING THIS REGIME!!!”

  • http://nothingsense.blogspot.com c-ing_red

    Incorporating whole foods into your diet is ALWAYS a good thing. But the human being is an omnivore (eats both plants and animals) and was made that way. There is no need to go to the extremes that this joker does – has this dork heard that Vinegar is a natural blood purifier also? Pickle juice man!!!!!

    Next thing we are going to hear of these hippie dorks lining up pregnant chicks just to get the mothers milk nutrients. Oh wait, isn’t that whey protein? Oh hell, I don’t know. Just say no to piss.

  • http://www.modosharks.com Lifer

    c-ing red – organic apple cider vinegar is the only kind of vinegar that has an alkalizing effect on the body. all others act as acid. it is not optimal to eat animals for many reasons especially if you’re eating factory farmed or fast food garbage. we do not need to eat animals.

  • http://www.modosharks.com Lifer

    jake – i have a problem with stupidity and ignorance. care to piss me off?

  • http://www.fightlinker.com Jake

    guess your diet of pee and apple vinegar doesn’t improve your mood!

  • http://www.fightlinker.com fightlinker

    I got major respect for anyone willing to admit they drink piss on this site. Fight the power, man!

  • Ted Dibiase

    “it makes me happy to know I am putting some of the healthiest possible substances inside myself”

    can i piss in your mouth lifer?

  • http://www.modosharks.com Lifer

    no it’s only your own piss that is healthy. you’re gonna have to ask Virgil.

  • http://nothingsense.blogspot.com c-ing_red

    Wow. I followed a Vegan diet for three years. I understand the body has no real need, in the modern world, for meat. But lets understand one thing. Soy has not been available throughout time in curd form nor would anyone know how to farm it outside of Asia.

    The hunter/gatherer instint is just that – an instinct. Eating fruits and vegetables off of trees and consuming roots was in addition to killing and eating raw meat from animals.

    While I would agree that eating organic is the way to go with ALL foods, it is easier to maintain a high level of performance (as a male) when you include animal proteins in your diet.

  • http://nosebleed.nem0.net nem0

    Actually, I said dog, not cat (splitting hairs a bit there, sorry), and I’m not changing my opinion until someone tells me how a natural carnivore (not omnivore) benefits from a diet of sprouts bought from the grocery store produce department. I’m not talking about a well-researched raw food diet with scientific backing, I’m talking a dog eating nothing but bean sprouts for years on end.

  • kentyman

    Piss and bean sprouts: Breakfast of the Credulous!

  • Cyrus

    Hey lifer: up your ass, bitch! Fucking fruit loops ass motherfucker.
    Suck a dick, G!
    Wierd ass creepy ass mother fucker.

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