(Photo courtesy of Sherdog.)
- “You think you won? Talk to the hand, ’cause the unibrow don’t wanna hear it!”
– What did Machida’s five fingers say to Shogun’s face? “We’re broken!”
– Shogun is glad his nose is covered, because Machida’s breath smells like piss.
– Instead of running backwards, Lyoto moves forward with his new ‘Heisman style’.
Now let’s hear some of your captions, smart guys.