I have a feeling that unless Randy Couture murders his family and then hangs himself from his gym equipment, today is gonna be yet another slow news day. But fear not, loyal readers. To fill in the oh so intellectual gaps, I’ll be providing you with some grade A filler … no snouts, hooves, or fecal matter. Okay, maybe just a touch of fecal matter.
To start things off, you’ve got Matt Hughes’ twin brother Mark getting tasered by the cops. This would be 100 times better if he were drunk and resisting arrest, but when it comes to the Hughes boys I’ll take what I can get. Considering their arsenal I doubt the police would be able to take them if they weren’t willing to be taken.