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Mark Kerr is a fat fuck


I know, I should be the last person calling anyone a fat fuck, especially after breaking down and eating half a box of chewy chocolate chip cookies today. But holy fuck. Mark Kerr used to be the terror of mixed martial arts. He used to be one of those guys people would just call ‘a specimen’ over and over until you were like “Shut up, that’s a stupid expression you wanker!”

Of course, Mark Kerr turned out to be a crazy hardcore juicer, and that just makes these pictures from the WCO weigh-ins even sadder. I don’t blame Kerr for phoning in performances … everyone needs to make a living regardless of if they’re still got that “warrior’s spirit”. But showing up to a fight looking more like some crusty motel manager than a fighter? Come on now.

By the way, this picture was taken by Combat Lifestyle‘s Tracy Lee, who gets around … the MMA scene and takes good pictures of all the events! Heyo!

  • Xavier

    Fedor just found his next opponent.

  • Accomando

    Man, he is a total fat-fuck.

  • Thomas el Domincano

    Its delibrate. He might of had the most dangerous laynpray game in mma. Tapout or suffocate.

  • Mapultoid

    I realize that we are all just piling on the fat kid, but Jesus Christ he is so fat. I mean, I would almost believe this was Photoshopped. He’s like a “Before” picture.

    All the Smashing Machine does now is crush donut boxes.

  • tertio

    When you say Tracy Lee gets around. theres a little bit her DNA all over the octogon ?

  • P W

    Yikes! Last time I saw Kerr he looked like a body builder. Now you need a fucking abacus to count his chins!

  • #1 jackal

    kerr and ricco, so sad, why do people do that to themselves is beyond me

  • Mobb Deep

    After seeing Kerr get totally owned by Mike Whithead in the IFL, I knew his career was over. Have no intrest in seeing him fight again. Liked the Smashing Machine though, he seems like a really nice and sincere person.

  • suspiria

    he’s like shrek without the green and fatter and uglier and with a dumber looking haircut.