Matt Hughes is a God lovin’ bobcat blastin sumbitch, deal with it

It’s an established fact that in order to be a REAL MAN, it’s totally necessary to kill animals and use their body parts as attractive clothing and decorations for our homes. Equally obvious to everyone is the fact that if we don’t eat the flesh of these same animals, we will break out in what appear to be sores, but are actually tiny vaginas, and painful transfusions of beef blood will be required. Therefore, we are forced for the sake of our own well being to kill animals.

However, there is one caveat to this: We are only allowed to kill things that are ugly. Cute animals are worth more and are therefore entitled to live out their natural lives in a state of bliss, licking their own balls in front of adults and children alike whenever they so please. We are willing to spend millions to save ecologically useless polar bears even as we ask for another delicious slice of pig holocaust. The only reason why Ben Henderson and the rest of his Korean flock eat dogs is because they have no souls (and because they are so delicious, especially when Henderson both barbecues and fries them).

So naturally, it enrages us when someone like that stupid redneck Matt Hughes kills a bobcat seemingly for his own amusement. I mean, how would he feel if we shot him? And when we complain about his callousness in destroying a life that could have ended up producing funny lolcat pictures or inspirational nature posters, stinky Matt Hughes calls us idiots:

Boo-urns, Matt Hughes. Even though your tweet was retweeted over 100 times, those people are all smellyfaces. I hope that whatever shelf Dana White put you on is both uncomfortable and dusty.

  • CAP

    All I know is he used to pound his brother behind the woodshed.

  • Reverend Clint

    he needs to hunt things that will fight back like Somalis

  • glassjawsh

    retarded post that stole a joke from south park

    matt hughes already paid his debt to society by getting ktfo by bj

    what else do you people want from him?

  • agentsmith

    I’m down with hunting as long as you eat the meat, otherwise there’s no real point besides just enjoying killing something, and I grew out of that as a teenager when I blasted a family of geese.  Hunt it with nothing but a Rambo knife, now that’s a challenge.

  • Billytk

    Stupidest article of the year candidate, do you have any idea what a vicious and dangerous predator the bobcat is, they are known to attack humans and kill livestock. Many Many farmers pay hunters to get rid of them to protect their livestock and families.
    Have a look at the videos posted in the CagePotato article posted about this a few days ago if you want to see what this “cute” cat is actually like.

  • dick

    Billy- you’re completely, 100% smart. Because this article was not sarcastic at all, and everything in it is totally sincere. You’re a most perceptive person of the year candidate.

  • Billytk

    guess that just shows how talented a writer you are that you can convey the exact sentiment you want to your readers.

  • fightlinker

    nah, ya gotta be pretty dense to read it any other way

    nice to see all the haters back from holidays. Welcome back guys!

  • dick

    Billy- I think you’d have a much easier time with MiddleEasy’s “idea balls” style of writing. Or maybe you should just go play with your own balls. But whatever you do, PLEASE don’t reproduce.

  • UberShmact

    If you follow Matt Hughes you must know what he’s all about, so why complain when he does that?

  • Giallo

    It’s just a picture, who knows maybe that fucking monster mauled his boyfriend/brother

  • theinsaneoneJustinMcCully

    Matt did it for the lulz
    I luld

  • FilmDrunk

    I’m not going to pretend I haven’t shot plenty of defenseless animals myself just for fun, but the I HAD TO KILL IT BECAUSE IT WAS ATTACKING LIVESTOCK! argument doesn’t quite hold water. You put 20 thousand big juicy cows or pigs in the middle of bobcat country and what the fuck do you expect it to do? An animal isn’t “being a dick” just because it eats the food you dangle in front of its nose.

  • Billytk

    Dick – then make sure your mother’s taking her birth control before she comes over

  • Billytk

    Oh yeah and good way to keep visitors coming back to the site and spreading word of mouth to get other followers, insult them as much as possible I’m sure that will have me telling everyone how great this site is…

  • noiseless

    that’s a nice pussy

  • Letibleu

    I liked this article. Billy has a mancrush on Hugues and probably has sand in his mangina.

  • iamphoenix

    I take sole responsibility for the dick-hate-bandwagon…his recent shit is good. And fuck anyone for killing animals but whatevs, people don’t get too upset when people kill people probably cuz they’re ugly and poor.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    C’mon Dick, you know what kind of metrics BillyTK hits for us!  He’s normally gonna bring more people like him who will turn tail and leave as soon as you insult him back.  That is clearly the demo FightLinker draws it’s hits from.

    What were you thinking?

  • Letibleu

    lol

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Seriously, who will Remico and Shibo chat with if this shit keeps up?

  • dick

    Aww… Penix, you’re making me rise with pleasure. This is for you, in the Robert Mapplethorpe sense: @—8— (That’s supposed to look both like a flower and a cock).

    And yeah, I agree with DJ… I shouldn’t be so hard on poor Billy. It’s not his fault that he was born retarded. From now on it’s all cock-flowers and rainbows for him. PLEEZ DONT LEAVE US BILLY, WE LUV U and I get paid so much to keep viewers like you around… maybe I will send my mom to your place just to smooth things over. Next time you take your precious time to post an insult about me, I’ll just tuck my tail and cry the night away.

  • Jarman

    I’m confused…….how the fuck could you not read how far the tongue was in the cheek for this? Sarcasm was literally dripping from the whole bit. Maybe that’s why billy’s so pissy, it dribbled off the screen all over his keyboard. Or that was just his creme freiche from phapping to the hughes photo and the implication he pounds his similar-looking brother. whatever.

    I’m gonna go ahead and chalk this one in the win column for dick-o. I personally enjoy southpark allusions, and smarmy representations of whiny pussy hypocrisy. I also appreciate when a writer fires back on here. now time to listen to some podcasty goodness….took ya long enough!

  • Letibleu

    You have a tail?

  • Symbul

    Fuck Matt Hughes and fuck half these commenters. You know who you are.

  • Letibleu

    Fuck the government and the Mc Rib. Peace.

  • frickshun

    What the fuck is herpening here?!

    Above averice articlul.

  • Reverend Clint

    damn billy i thought i was the dumb redneck around here… fuck farmers let the bobcats eat their shitty chickens

    take it from me only sickos kill cats

  • Redping

    Dick’s writing style is really horrible. How come he hasn’t changed at all except become MORE pompous and suddenly everyone is saying he’s improved? I just am not seeing it.

    and man you’d have to be a real cunt to kill something that adorable. I mean look at it, it’s not a rabbit or some kind of pest, it looks like something out of the lion king. I guess I just don’t understand the redneck desire to murder weak creatures, is it kinda like the reason the bully pushes the nerds around? or is there some part of the bible that says ‘thou must kill everything thats adorable that lives near you’ that I skipped over? Seems weird for a guy to praise god in every victory/loss speech and then go down to Pooh’s house afterwards and blast Tigger in the face.

    also fuck PETA

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    or is there some part of the bible that says ‘thou must kill everything thats adorable that lives near you’ that I skipped over?

    The reigning belief as I understand it is that the Earth and every animal in it’s tiny lil biosphere was put here for our use.  I guess killing would fall under that domain as well?

    I’m sure madman or Billy’s mom will clarify.

  • iamphoenix

    How come he hasn’t changed at all except become MORE pompous and suddenly everyone is saying he’s improved?

    It’s because of this that I haven’t hated hardcore on his posts anymore. Like, at least 74%. This site seems like a place where the majority of the commenters are pompous assholes. Which is a good.

  • OlyReigns

    For all we know he might have snuggled up and fucked that big cat after the photo op. Just had to kill it first to make sure it wouldn’t get all scratchy. I think this is just proof Hughs is not gay cause he clearly likes big pussy.

  • iamphoenix

    ^loloolo

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    OlyReigns is assuming Matt isn’t down for Bobcat anus.

  • OlyReigns

    I think he is just sad he didnt take the time to declaw him so that cat could return the favor and tity fuck him in his weird chest cavity.

  • iamphoenix

    i like it when you dirty talk

  • OlyReigns

    I am just glad I get to start posting on here, took me over a year to realize my login request was going to my spam folder.

  • subo

    It’s going to be nice when I start writing again and everyone hates you more than me. Dick.

  • glassjawsh

    dear oily

    from what I have seen you are going to fit in just fine here.

    fuck you

    the jackals

  • G Funk

    Dick is such a whiney ‘lil bitch. He will hold the top FL spot for the bloodiest vaginal episode EVA! We will not forget…

    Slackey is a close second.

  • frickshun

    Wah wah the punk scene never accepted me!!

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