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Matt Lindland, the politician

Heh, check this out:

The big story of the day is that Matt Lindland is attempting a run at political office. KPIC CBS 4 is reporting that Lindland has thrown his name into the Oregon primary race in an attempt to become the Republican nominee for a local House seat.

Here’s some possible campaign slogans:

  • Vote for me or I’ll take my shirt off
  • So ugly, I’ll scare the terrorists away
  • Bringing the financial success of the IFL to Oregon
  • A fluffy blanket around this state
  • Fightlinker Jackal

    He won’t get the nomination.

  • Captain

    Matt Lindland, what a real man smells like.

  • JackalAss

    gosh you guys should change the name of the site to fightstinker because these articles are becoming bonk as hell. I’m almost tempted to just relying on for all my news and updates.


    I still love you guys’ bacon!

  • garth

    Lindland’s a republican? One more reason to not like him.

  • dignan

    Lindland is a fucking bible thumper too, so I am pretty sure we can put him in the right wing fundamentalist nut job group.

  • Lifer

    Lindland – He won’t shower until the final vote is tallied.

  • danaunclefesterwhite

    Matt Lindland is running as a Republican in a Blue State? If he’s a moderate Republican, he can get away with it. But if he’s a bible thumper type, he won’t get the nomination over there.

  • Higgz

    “Give the Wookie a Cookie–Vote Lindland!”

  • x5BoltMainx

    LMAO! You guys crack me up :D