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Matt Serra feeling better / fatter

Every time I get sick and tired of working on this blog, I just remember those bastards over at Cage Potato watching … waiting. Ready to pounce and take my throne at a moment’s notice. That’s when I drag myself away from whatever totally sweet marathon is showing on TNT and get back to fucking work on this soul sucking thing.

But today it looks like I dallied a bit too long, for Cage Potato got the scoop on Matt Serra’s current condition. Well, can you really call it a scoop when they actually got the news from Dave Meltzer’s newsletter? Or is it more of a scoop of a scoop, because they’re the first ones in the blogosphere to break it? Does anyone really care? God, the politics of the MMA news scene are so gay. I’m glad everyone hates me and just leaves me alone.

Anyways, back to that news: Apparently Matt Serra’s condition has improved significantly, from ‘searing unbearable pain’ to ‘I still can’t walk but at least I don’t want to die anymore’. This is good news that would point to Serra being back in action sooner rather than later, although it was also mentioned that Serra went native and is now a fat jabroni sitting somewhere around 200 pounds.

  • márcio

    He´s gaining weight fo fight Fedor, how come you don’t know this things fightlinker? Smarten Up!

  • John

    Damn and I thought Serra was fat at 170.
    Mabye he was playing a really authentic Santa at the mall.

  • Jemaleddin

    And win!

  • fightlinker

    haha there you go marcio, you got the hang of things here now!

  • Accomando

    “…I’m glad everyone hates me and just leaves me alone….”

    Is “everyone else” boycotting you now? Too many negative lnks I bet. Whatever, the guys at 5oz are punannies anyway. Keep burning the bridges.

  • Xavier

    “God, the politics of the MMA news scene are so gay. I’m glad everyone hates me and just leaves me alone.”

    Ha! We’ve done our best to build your hatred.

  • Foreskin Face Pete

    damn it why did you bring up this bastard? just reminded me about him pussing out for this weekend.

  • CagePotato

    Oh, don’t get it twisted — in the two months that CagePotato has been around, we’ve broken *no* news and landed *zero* scoops. But that’s gonna change in ’08…

    The devil never sleeps.