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Matt Serra still isn’t #1 or #2 or #3…

Okay, so pretty much EVERYONE who came to the site disagreed with me regarding the whole “Matt Serra not being #1″ thing. Normally when people disagree I can find common ground via the magic of all opinions being somewhat valid but in this case I’m standing firm on this one! Matt Serra ain’t #1 … it’s a fucking fact of reality and I’ll tell you why:

Imagine this! A big ass flying saucer comes from the sky and some badass alien emerges from his ship and demands to fight the worlds best welterweight fighter. If our human representative wins, he will depart and never return. And give us the cure for AIDS and cancer or some shit. But if we lose, he’s going to destroy our planet, but only after sticking pineapple sized probes up our rectums.

Who the fuck do you think Earth is going to send to defend the earth from anal trauma and destruction? Matt fucking Serra??? Get outta here man. Here’s how I see it:


1. Georges St Pierre
2. Matt Hughes
3. Jon Fitch
4. Karo Parisyan (and the only reason he’s not #3 is because I don’t trust the intergalactic judges)
5. Jake Shields
6. Matt Serra
7. Carlos Condit
8. Diego Sanchez
9. Josh Koscheck
10. Marcus Davis
86. Luigi Fioravanti

I mean honestly, people. If we’re not going to be practical and realistic about these rankings, then what’s the goddamn point???

  • Atom

    “PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE” is right! Don’t lump me in with those illogical idiots.

    What turned Zorgon on enough to get him/her wet?

  • Mike_N

    Hey, man: I didn’t disagree that Serra shouldn’t be number 1; rather, I simply stated that everyone might be making the same mistake twice in thinking that St. Pierre’s just gonna walk right through him.

    Also, if Zorgon the Wet threatens the Earth, I’m sending BJ Penn to fight him/her/it.

  • Mobb Deep

    Fuck sending GSP, he’ll crack under the pressure. Anderson Silva is the guy you would want defending earth. He is our God of War afterall.

  • Tertio

    Pure gold.

  • FightStinker is RIGHT!

    “fight the worlds best welterweight fighter.”

    Well here is where you are wrong. MMA has rules so the fighters who fight MMA only win their fights by following the rules of MMA. There is no MMA fighter who is the best fighter in the world…they are only the toughest. In a real fight there is no rules…so why would we send a MMA fighter to fight an alien? You wouldn’t do that…you can’t send someone who fights with a set of rules.

    People don’t really understand that. That’s why there is no real best pound for pound fighter in the world…because rules don’t make you the best fighter.

  • Atom

    Fightstinker is Wrong. You seem to be assuming that in a street fight where the other guy picks up a broken bottle or something similar, the mma fighter would still stick to his “rules” and morals as if it were inside a cage.


    Everybody knows you send Minowaman to fight aliens.

  • #1 jackal

    great article

  • x5BoltMainx

    You numbnutt, you send the Power Rangers to fight monsters :P

  • Anubis

    Judas, that’s the absolute best defense of a top ten list I’ve seen in my life. I’m tapping out like a bitch on this one. You win. I submit damn it.

  • shanaconda

    This is why Fightlinker rocks, a solid story about a reasonable and likely occurrence brings everything into sharp focus. I was with you since the beginning brother. I have to tell you that my head still spins and I feel like I’m going to puke when I watch the pre-show though. However, my GSP scrotal embrace is so strong that I’d be nervous if he was fighting Coronel Sanders

  • EdenMachine

    ROFL!!! This is literally the funnest thing I’ve read all year. *claps slowly while nodding head up and down*

  • EdenMachine

    ROFL!!! I missed this one the first time I read it:
    “86. Luigi Fioravanti”

  • DannyP72

    All future top 10 lists should be be based on fighting intergalatic mma fights.

    Zorgon the Wet via flying omaplata

  • cyph

    We only disagreed with your putting GSP as God’s right nut. Beating Matt Hughes doesn’t make GSP a superman. Hell, Matt Serra could probably take that that NRA reject. The fight will be competitive. Serra may not be #2, but he’s up there with the best of them.

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  • FightStinker is RIGHT!

    “Fightstinker is Wrong. You seem to be assuming that in a street fight where the other guy picks up a broken bottle or something similar, the mma fighter would still stick to his “rules” and morals as if it were inside a cage.”

    no I am saying I would rather send in a welterweight who an expert in kra maga rather then a fighter who fights with a set of rules on a daily basis like a MMA fighter. A kra maga trained fighter would do alot better in a street fight than a MMA fighter.

  • Jemaleddin

    Yeah, I’m going to trust planetary security to a guy who almost peed himself trying to look Matt Hughes in the eye? A guy who couldn’t beat Matt “The Terra-nasouras-armed” Serra? Feh.

    When dealing with the fate of humanity, we need to play to our strength: sneakiness. I say we field some Delta Force guy with a concealed pistol.

  • DonnyG

    That’s f’ing hilarious. Zorgon The Wet…awesome.

  • Mobb Deep

    Fightlinker is Right would rather send a Krav Maga guy instead of GSP, thats funny. Yeah, because groin kicks and eye gouging are things that would take an MMA fighter decades to learn.

  • twankydawg

    LMFAO @ Luigi being 86th!

  • Xenicore

    Best counter-argument EVER!!!

  • RoB

    anybody know how much will smith ways? dude can whoop some alien ass!!

  • Xavier

    I wouldn’t send St. Pierre to fight that stupid alien, I’d tell Silva to lose some damn weight. St. Pierre is too nice a person to rest the future of our planet on.

  • FightStinker is RIGHT!

    “Fightlinker is Right would rather send a Krav Maga guy instead of GSP, thats funny. Yeah, because groin kicks and eye gouging are things that would take an MMA fighter decades to learn.”

    You’re remedial my friend. I can see an alien pointing a plasma rifle at GSP and him knowing exactly how to take the gun away from him without being shot….YEA RIGHT. GET REAL!

  • fightlinker

    The whole point is that the alien will fight MMA rules :-p Jeez!

  • MadMan

    send Houston Alexander…the aliens won’t attack
    their own kind.

  • Jemaleddin

    MMA rules? No hitting below the gills? No pincer-ing? No exuding ammonia as a waste product? That’s not even really a fight.

  • robnashville

    “send Houston Alexander”

    rogan says he fights like someone was tentacle-raping his mother….. i’ll take the aliens by anal probe, though…

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  • x5BoltMainx

    Does the alien have a time machine? Or does he have a cloning device? If so, then our only hope of survival would be Bruce motherfucking Lee.

  • gunka

    if BJ Penn moves up a weight class you have to knock that cockmongler Serra down one more spot.

  • Tanner

    ROFLCOPTER @ 86. Luigi Fioravanti

  • RL Dookiefuck is RIGHT!

    Styles make fights man. What kind of grappling background is this “Zorgon” coming from?

  • Steve4192

    I’d lock Fedor’s pudgy ass in a sauna for a couple of weeks and let him take on Zorgon after shedding 60 pounds of baby fat.

  • Fightlinker is Wrong


    Firstly, you’re a moron.

    Secondly, you’ve realised you’re a moron.

    Thirdly, this is your blog and be as moronic as you want to be and

    Fourthly, Fightlinker is Wrong

  • ninjitsu

    Great post!!

    Fightstinker, you’re a fucking retard and I’m not reading any more of your comments.