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Maybe she’s got a bright future in MMA?

While Alicia Sacramone didn’t exactly bring her A game at the Olympics last night, she can take solace in the fact that she has a pretty wicked left hook. By the way, where’s all the sports psychologists and doctors talking about those gymnast kids doing dangerous shit that wrecks their bodies? Watching these kids running around with their wrists and knees and feet all splinted up just blows me away. They might as well just replace the vault with a competition where someone hits these chicks in the ankle with a fucking hammer.