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Mayhem Miller arrested naked in a church

I try not to get too wrapped up in twitter wars here on Fightlinker. Since real fights are a dime a dozen, why should anyone care about random sassing going on via a strange texting platform? I might as well start covering 4square battles. Oooh, Roy Nelson just ousted Dana White as the mayor of Pinkberry in Vegas. Snap! But following a back and forth twitter battle between Dana White and Jason Miller, Dana had this to say:

He sent that tweet, I tweeted back, and I was joking. And as the tweeting went on, you saw – that kid’s on medicine, he has some issues, and the last thing I want to do is have that kid more bummed out and depressed than he already is. He started talking like a jackass on Twitter, so I blasted him back. Now I kind of wish I didn’t.

I’m sure he’s not going through a very good time right now, no matter how much he wants to say he is. A guy like Jason, he’s one of those nutty-type guys. Has he always been my favorite fighter? No. A lot of the antics that he does, I’m not a fan of (and) I don’t like – the pink boas and all that kind of stuff. I like guys that are serious and guys that come in to fight hard and win. But I don’t hate Jason Miller or wish any ill will to the kid. Whatever he has moved on to in the next chapter of his life, I hope he’s successful, and I hope he does well.

Lest you think Dana was spouting hyperbole regarding Jason’s negative mental state… it looks like Mayhem just Kony 2012’d it.

Recently-axed UFC fighter Jason “Mayhem” Miller was arrested today in Orange County, TMZ has learned — after allegedly breaking into a church, spraying a fire extinguisher all over the place, and getting buck naked.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, the O.C. Sheriff’s Office received a call early this morning from the Mission Hills Church in Mission Viejo about a possible burglary in progress. When the deputies arrived, we’re told they found the first and second floors covered in white fire extinguisher spray. Cops say the place was also trashed — scattered CDs, books, and broken pictures. When officers reached the second floor, we’re told they found Miller naked on some couch — totally awake and coherent.

Miller — who also hosted the MTV reality show “Bully Beatdown” — was taken into custody for burglary, and is currently being medically evaluated. It’s unclear if Miller was under the influence.

Burglary? That’s ridiculous. He was chilling on that couch, not trying to haul it out the back door. Breaking and entry, vandalism … those are charges you can and should hit him with. At the very least, he should have to ante up several bottles of lemon pledge for the cleaning staff. Who knows how much stuff in there Mayhem’s wiener touched? Any punishment harsher than that and I think it’s time to fight the power, Pussy Riot style.

  • JudgeIto

    FYI: Burglary (in the common law sense) means to break and enter a building in order to commit a felony inside (usually theft, but not always). Hence the burglary charge.

  • glassjawsh

    dick joke made me laul

  • drunkenjunk

    when keepin it real goes wrong

  • frickshun

    I no longer enjoy Mayhem’s antics.

  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corey_Hill Corey Hill

    awkward

  • iamphoenix

    he was exhausted, just like every celebrity. this man needs a hospital, not a prison cell!

  • thingvolds

    Lol, FL attempting to defend Mayhem to the bitter end. Sad.

  • TheButtStrangler

    Atheists!

  • noiseless

    saw bully beatdown, hated him. heard him on Roe Jogan, unhated him. heard him again on Roe Jogan, rehate. saw the fights in UFC, wish him dead. saw twitter-feud, felt really sorry. now this, dead inside.

  • frickshun

    ^^Ha!!

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