Anyone who believes the whole Jason ‘Mayhem’ Miller retiring story is stupid. I really don’t know what else to say about it. The dude just had knee surgery and while he’ll be out for a while, there’s no way he’s done fighting. So while his ‘retirement’ may last longer than Paul Daley’s, it’s not really a retirement at all. Let’s put it this way: if he doesn’t get back into the cage by October 22nd, 2010, I will eat cat poop. I’ll eat the whole hunk of shit. I don’t care.