In less than three weeks the UFC is hoping fans will dish out fifty bucks for a rematch between Cain Velasquez and Bigfoot Silva. I don’t like it. To me, this fight is a dirty diaper stuffed inside a rotting cadaver—it reeks of shit. I would have loved to watch Cain and Alistair duke it out, but since Overeem decided to stand in front of Bigfoot like a stupid asshole, I have to watch a rematch that should go exactly the same as the first. Nonetheless, Joe Silva is a master of building cards and I’m intrigued enough by the implications of Grant/Maynard and the punching power of Mark Hunt to tune in. Damn you, UFC. Damn! You!