Messin’ With Sasquatch

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In less than three weeks the UFC is hoping fans will dish out fifty bucks for a rematch between Cain Velasquez and Bigfoot Silva.  I don’t like it.  To me, this fight is a dirty diaper stuffed inside a rotting cadaver—it reeks of shit.  I would have loved to watch Cain and Alistair duke it out, but since Overeem decided to stand in front of Bigfoot like a stupid asshole, I have to watch a rematch that should go exactly the same as the first.  Nonetheless, Joe Silva is a master of building cards and I’m intrigued enough by the implications of Grant/Maynard and the punching power of Mark Hunt to tune in.  Damn you, UFC.  Damn!  You!

  • frickshun

    Is that poster real or did you just shit that out of Madame Tussaud’s ass? Everyone looks like a Japanese fucking love doll. HEAVY STAKES.

  • kvelertak

    MMA has been shit this year. A few good cards.. maybe 2? Some decent undercards, but no big exciting fights.

  • dick

    This isn’t as bad as your poems, but it shows us a lot more than the poems how much of a hack you are. First of all, the reason Overeem lost is not because he “decided to stand in front of Bigfoot like an asshole,” it’s because he is a head case with questionable cardio who was completely dependent on steroids to function. Second, what heavyweight would you rather see take this fight? Shane Carwin? Try to book him and see how that works out for you, TheBeardedPoet.

    GTFO with your know-nothing statements; your writing simply does not deserve the eyes of this site’s audience.

  • agentsmith

    The former writer who used to take the most shit now comes back to talk shit at the new writers. Weak, dude.

  • dick

    Agentsmith, it took a lot to bring me out of the woodwork… I even kept quiet at some of the most horrifying of the horrifying pieces recently… but its clear that this guy simply has no ideas and no clue what he’s talking about.

  • agentsmith

    Anyways, I hereby dub the Countdown show for UFC 160 as “Finding Bigfoot”.

  • dick

    Here here.

  • Reverend Clint

    How much you wanna bet this fight ends up boring as fuck

  • frickshun

    ^^Let me fix that:

    How much you wanna bet this site ends up boring as fuck

  • kwagnuth

    At least we can still say cunt.

  • Mixed Martial Adam

    If by boring as fuck, you mean bigfoot totally getting dominated on the ground and then pounded out to a bloody TKO loss, then totally. Seeing as it will play out exactly like their first match, then yes you’re right – it will be boring indeed.

  • Doogie Howser, M.D.

    I vote for Frickshun as new site president. He’ll get this site all sorted out and get cunts like me kicked off the place.

    And get Phoenix back – he was by far the funniest commenter. Can you not petition the President or go round and poop through the letterbox of the White House until they get him back from Guantanamo or Amsterdam or wherever he’s gone?

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