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Michael Bisping vs Some Guy

Killing the impotent rumors that Michael Bisping would face off against Evan Tanner at UFC82, Sherdog is announcing that Bisping will instead face off against Charles McCarthy at UFC83 in London. They source American Top Team for this info, but really … when news this dumb is announced you know it’s true because it’s way too stupid for anyone to make it up.

So who the fuck is this Charles McCarthy guy anyways? Apparently he was on The Ultimate Fighter 4, getting eliminated in the first round by Pete Sell. He’s also got the most awesome website ever. Past that this guy is a fucking ghost … I’ve seen 12 year olds with a bigger google footprint. I guess the important thing to know about Charles is he’s being set up to give Michael an easy start in the middleweight division.

I’m kinda torn about this … I mean, the UFC did basically tell Bisping to drop down a weight class, and it could be considered ‘reasonable’ that he get an easier fight for his first outing. On the other hand, Bisping’s already been given enough softballs in his career to open some sort of stupid softball emporium. There should be some kind of rule that you only get one softball fight in your UFC career, and after that it’s constant meat grinder. Can’t cut it? Back to the minors, you filthy limey.

  • Wu Tang

    Best website ever!

  • Xavier

    Fucking Bisping, ducking Hammill and now fighting Captain Miserable?

    Come the fuck on. Fucking UFC and their fucking obsession with the British market.

  • fightfan

    Enough is enough…….Not ONLY did they tailor TUF 3 for him to win, now after 5 or 6 fights in the UFC still another can??????

    He beat Josh Haynes and Ross Poiton before his 5 or 6 fights(including McCarthy) outside TUF. That was the worst group of light heavies, PERIOD. No one even wanted to continue. Oh yeah, Pointon and Haynes still get their ass kicked at Welterweight at small shows


  • EdenMachine

    Hey – stop making fun of his website. It’s cutting edge Web4.0 stuff where retro-simplicity is key. Shows what you guys know about the internet.

  • body shots

    I remember him for that bitter beer face he made when David Loiseau TKOd him w/ a spinning side kick..

  • matt(tapout name shitstain)

    I remember that picture of him being a fat fuck and him talking shit to the guys who used to train him on the UG.

  • Luke Thomas

    Charles McCarthy is not a joke. He trains with ATT and runs his own affiliate school in Florida. He also recently got his brown belt under the ridiculously amazing Ricardo Liborio. I don’t think McCarthy’s wrestling is that great, but his BJJ is certainly much better than Bisping’s.

  • Fightlinker Jackal

    If only Hamill would drop down and fight this fucker.

  • Hywel Teague

    It won’t be in London. FACT

  • robnashville

    McCarthy is also known as the victim of the sweetest spinning back kick in the history of MMA, that being the one he took from David Loiseau a couple of years back in the UFC. The kick and McCarthy’s reaction to it were a thing of beauty.

  • Jersey Tomato

    Bring him by my house. I would gladly kick him the gut. The Tomato gonna bring you down!!!!

  • BigFern

    robnashville….right now…he was poastarized by Loiseau with that kick…..smashed!!

  • jaydog

    Anybody know where McCarthy’s been since tapping out Gideon Ray in the TUF 4 Finale over a year ago?

  • hankd

    Jeez…Charles isn’t that bad…decent first test at MW for Bisping IMO.

  • UFCPreview

    What a shitty fight….Bisping is a joke, even at MW he is going to get smacked around. He has no MMA skills, just a brawler…and a crappy one at that

  • Chris Shultz

    Charles is not a bad fighter. I’m actually surprised you dont know much more about him. After all he was knocked on his ass by a David Loiseau by one of the sweetest body kicks MMA history.

    In fact Charles is a decent wrestler with great cardio and the backing of a very good team. I expect his camp to put toether a decent game plan against Blisping and give him a run for his money. That and Blisping is an over rated bitch, i and praying to Oden to see Charles GnP his Brit ass in to the mat.