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Miesha Tate to get nekkid for ESPN’s Body Issue

Miesha Tate to get nekkid for ESPN’s Body Issue

It seems rather unfair that the only person who gets to enjoy Miesha Tate’s hot naked bod is dickhole extraordinaire Bryan Caraway. Fortunately, there’s this peculiar trend in society where the more famous a person is, the more likely it is that we’ll eventually get to see em in the nude. And it seems like Tate’s fame / nudity logarithm has hit paydirt:

UFC women’s bantamweight contender Miesha Tate will appear in ESPN the Magazine’s fifth annual “The Body Issue” set to hit newsstands on July 12.

Tate joins 20 other athletes in this year’s edition, including Mets’ pitcher Matt Harvey, San Francisco 49ers’ quarterback Colin Kaepernick and Dever Nuggets’ Kenneth Faried.  Also baring it all are: Courtney Force, John Wall, Vernon Davis, John Isner, Sydney Leroux, Carly Booth, Joffrey Lupul, Elena Hight, Agnieszka Radwanska, Chris Sharma and Daila Ojeda, Marlen Esparza, Tarah Gieger and 77-year-old golf legend Gary Player.

I love ESPN’s Body Issue. Just like with Playboy, they have managed to trick women into thinking it is an artistic and non-exploitative avenue to show off their nude bodies. This, like The Cake, is a lie. Yeah, it’s certainly classier than a picture of your beaver hanging out of your dress as you exit a limo. But no matter if the shot is black and white or your areolas are tastefully covered, us men will still rage gross wet boners all over that shit, transforming it into nothing more than wankbait. We will drag it all down into the mud and sleaze things up through the power of our nasty, nasty, imagination.

So that being said, I can’t wait to horndog it out to Miesha Tate’s pics.

  • glassjawsh

    it goddamn well better be a pic of her ass

  • agentsmith

    Soft focus on the nose, HD closeup on the buns.

  • Voice of Reason

    Can’t wait but it’ll be ‘artistic’ and show nothing… probably not even her butt

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