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Mike Swick = Better Than Me

This is Mike Swick at UFC 94 with what appears to be his girlfriend. This is just another example of the tried and tested theory that women will flock to you if you list your occupation as “cage fighter.”

I don’t understand what it is about the mix of money, rock star-like following, and ability to beat people to death that causes girls to go for fighters as opposed to, say, internet bloggers, but one of these days I’ll get to the bottom of it. Until then, I’m going to continue to wait outside of the high school at 2:15, waving a twelve pack of Keystone Light in one hand and my car keys in the other, saying “Come here, ladies. Look what I got!”