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MMA gold diggers

Yahoo is beefing up it’s MMA Experts blog section by adding my favorite muck raker, Steve Cofield. And he’s already off to a good start with stories like this:

Word out of Chicago this weekend says Arlovski got the ultimate kick in the groin when arch-rival Tim Sylvia was seen hanging with the Russian’s old flame Patrycja Mikula. Sylvia was attending the Adrenaline MMA show at the Sears Centre in Arlovski’s backyard.

Is Mikula actually smitten with the 6-foot-8 ‘Maine-iac’ Sylvia? Or is she using poor Tim as a pawn to get back at her old boyfriend? And is it cheesy for Sylvia to be scooping up Arlovski’s leftovers?

If you’re thinking this is all nonsense. Sylvia’s tryst with Mikula was confirmed by solid Miletich Camp sources, who said the Playboy model is simply a ‘wallet and belt chaser.’

I was kinda wondering if Arlovski’s Playboy model would stick around while the UFC benched him and sent him out of the organization in a dark match. It’ll be interesting to see if Tim Sylvia goes metrosexual like Andrei did while he was dating her. Does this make me want to watch Sylvia / Arlovski 4? Truth be told, I’m not really interested in seeing Sylvia / Anyone. If the Affliction show wasn’t the first time Fedor had faced anyone who wasn’t a total can, I wouldn’t even care about that matchup.

  • Mike_N

    If it leads to Arlovski beating Timmay into a twitching pile of goo, then I’m all for it.

  • Lifer

    air brushed to shit.

  • Erin

    Wow. Girl done lost her mind. He admitted to wearing the belt during sex, for fuck’s sake,.

  • Garth

    still hot.

  • crs

    If I found out a woman, no matter how hot, had sexual relations with Sylvia that would be a defiinite deal breaker.

  • esther

    @ lifer, yeah!

    It’s so funny — I’m not talking shit, yes I know I’m just a normal looking girl but — she’s quite hot but that airbrushed look isn’t for me. As a photographer myself, and one who does retouching for some clients — before and afters get PRETTY scary. Some don’t look the same at all.

    and yeah, it’s gross she’s dating someone who wears his champ belt all the time.

  • Hywel Teague [FO Magazine]

    I spoke with Tim’s girlfriend yesterday, and believe me, she ain’t Polish… so I guess either Tim is playing around or this is bullshit. Which is it?

  • Andrei

    I wonder if she washes his undies after he goes poopie. He pooped his pants for fuck sake do you people not remember that.what kind of a mongoloid do you have to be to shit yourself in public?Jake I’m sure you can pooping yourself that is not to actually boning a female.

  • Lifer

    Esther – you’re natural and beautiful. Don’t sell yourself short. Eye of the beholder, baby… eye of the beholder.

  • http://yahoo Throwback

    Lifer you are a tool

  • Lifer

    uh huh…. whats up with sherdogification of the comments lately? you guys can take your lack of wit, humor and punctuation back to the mothership.

  • Asa

    Lifer … man. Just, man.

    Kudos on the “Mothership,” though.

  • Lifer

    asa u r a tool

  • fightlinker

    Don’t worry, V5 will integrate the comments with the forums. That should cut down on the buttfucks.