MMA is DOOMED!

I don’t respond to mainstream press mongoloids who rip on the sport, but the following statement was made by the chairman of the “World Martial Arts Games Committee”, and he should really know better.

“I believe that UFC style events will continue to be popular for the next few years, but eventually will lose its following. When you look at demographics, MMA has a large following of males between the ages of 25 and 35—this group is part of the largest generation since the baby boomers. However, as these males become parents and age, they will naturally become less supportive of violence and the result will be a retreat from activities that contain it.”

Yeah right, like the average mutant who watches the UFC is ever going to have kids. Okay, I’m sure they’ll breed like cockroaches, but they’ll also most likely drop / run over / drown the majority of these spawn within a matter of months. So long as this cycle of stupidity and neglect continues, the UFC will never run out of fans.

Also, correct me if I’m wrong, but as current fans ‘become parents and age’, isn’t it likely that … uh I dunno … there’ll be a whole new generation of kids who are just hitting the target age and demographic for the UFC? Unless there’s some kind of huge sterility issue going on like in Children of Men. Man, that was a fucking wicked movie. It’s my favorite Alfonso Cuarón movie ever … after Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, that is. Hey, who else can’t wait for Emma Watson to hit 18? I sure can’t. She’s like totally hotter than Hayden Panettiere. Although I do like Hogwarts more than Heroes. Where the fuck did I put my Ritalin? Oooh, what’s that shiny thing over there?

  • Wu Tang

    Aww, ramblings of a genius! Bravo!

  • Asa

    Oh man, and that’s not even the worst thing in that interview. I’ve been wondering when someone was gonna discuss that thing. How about Mike Wilson? Holy shit he’s ignorant.

    Now, do I think all fighters train as hard or smart as they should? Probably not. Do I think most fighters take nutrition seriously enough? Not even close. Do I think they train once or twice a month? Double-you-Tee-Eff? Mike Wilson might want to consider Upping his Shut dosage.

  • Swedish guy

    Even though I like your site generally, this is the single most entertaining piece I’ve ever read here.

  • intenso

    Kinda like those short-lived boxing and pro-wrestling fans a while back.

  • intenso

    *fads, not fans.

    shit.

  • kentyman

    eMMA watson

  • http://www.mmacalifornia.net Erin

    Shiney Doom!

  • http://www.fightlinker.com fightlinker

    ooh one more reason to like emma watson ;-)

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