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More Fight for the Troops auctions!

(Spend some time with Randy and Forrest! Watersports probably not included)

Fight for the Troops 2 is right around the corner so I figured now would be a good time to update you on all the cool crap that’s up for auction at the moment.

Dinner with the Octagon girls: The item ex-Octogirl Logan said ‘sounds somewhat like … prostitution? ;)’ –  is still surprisingly affordable: it’s only up to 2600 bucks.

The Ghost Hunters auction: Zero bids, 3000 buck reserve. Might I suggest it as a good opportunity to punch those jackasses in the face? You can tell the police “OMG it wuz a ghost!”

The UFC Camaro: It’s got a 350,000 price tag and is currently sitting at 45,000 bucks. I’m bad at the maths, but it seems like there might be a deal somewhere in all this.

Overall there are about 35 bids total. Not that great so far. At least there are a few new auctions to bid on:

Private Training Session with Randy Couture and Forrest Griffin: yep, just one. And I advise you to watch out for Forrest Griffin, he might ‘accidentally’ ” target=”_blank”>break your leg.

The Fight for the Troops octagon canvas: so you can be cooler than whoever owns the UFC 114 canvas.

VIP Tickets to the Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards: a perfect test / trap for that uncle or cousin you suspect of being a pedo. From the description: “It’s the only place where the hottest celebs will do anything and everything they won’t do anywhere else!” I dunno, I bet Miley Cyrus gets covered in goo on a regular basis, it’s just not green. I suspect this is Dana White getting rid of the kind of shitty free tickets he gets on a daily basis.

But on a slightly more serious note, even though the auction stuff kinda sucks you should still donate a few bucks if you can to the cause. That these guys are getting injured in stupid wars is bad enough – not getting proper treatment when they return home is the ultimate kick to the nuts.

  • CAP

    As an Amurrican I am disgusted at how we treat our soldiers after they put their lives on the line. Our government should have shit in place to take care of this stuff. Yet we have an MMA org raising moneys for this, fucking embarrassing.

    Eat a dick uncle Tom. Don’t ask don’t tell.

  • Remco Pardoel

    Creepy face Logan should shut up and go away.

  • G Funk

    Dana white wears t-shirt & jeans to the pool! HAHAHAA! Whata fag!

  • P W

    “Dana white wears t-shirt & jeans to the pool! HAHAHAA! Whata fag!”

    Doesn’t most fat kids swim in the pool with a t-shirt on? Dana better cover up that belly and saggy tits so other kids won’t call him names. Oh wait, he’s supposedly BLAF.

  • frickshun

    I never new what BLAF meant til just now. What a dumb fucking term!!

  • Remco Pardoel

    BLAF was always tongue-in-cheek and NEVER intended as a compliment to DFW.

  • frickshun

    It sounds dumb. No sir, I don’t like the look of it.

  • frickshun

    Wait!! Maybe it stands for “built like a Fedor”!!!!

  • Jim

    “ex-Octogirl Logan said ‘sounds somewhat like … prostitution? ;)’ ”

    This coming from a model? What a dumb bitch.

  • Predator8u

    the more I stare at that pic, the more akward it gets.

    Dana needs to go back to tiny, comb-over, nerdly man