(Spend some time with Randy and Forrest! Watersports probably not included)
Dinner with the Octagon girls: The item ex-Octogirl Logan said ‘sounds somewhat like … prostitution? ;)’ – is still surprisingly affordable: it’s only up to 2600 bucks.
The Ghost Hunters auction: Zero bids, 3000 buck reserve. Might I suggest it as a good opportunity to punch those jackasses in the face? You can tell the police “OMG it wuz a ghost!”
The UFC Camaro: It’s got a 350,000 price tag and is currently sitting at 45,000 bucks. I’m bad at the maths, but it seems like there might be a deal somewhere in all this.
Overall there are about 35 bids total. Not that great so far. At least there are a few new auctions to bid on:
Private Training Session with Randy Couture and Forrest Griffin: yep, just one. And I advise you to watch out for Forrest Griffin, he might ‘accidentally’ ” target=”_blank”>break your leg.
The Fight for the Troops octagon canvas: so you can be cooler than whoever owns the UFC 114 canvas.
VIP Tickets to the Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards: a perfect test / trap for that uncle or cousin you suspect of being a pedo. From the description: “It’s the only place where the hottest celebs will do anything and everything they won’t do anywhere else!” I dunno, I bet Miley Cyrus gets covered in goo on a regular basis, it’s just not green. I suspect this is Dana White getting rid of the kind of shitty free tickets he gets on a daily basis.
But on a slightly more serious note, even though the auction stuff kinda sucks you should still donate a few bucks if you can to the cause. That these guys are getting injured in stupid wars is bad enough – not getting proper treatment when they return home is the ultimate kick to the nuts.