Oh hey, I’m a bit bored before I have some supper. Maybe I’ll check out some MMA news. Wow, look at this (disclaimer: don’t look at that). Well, it looks like I won’t be having dinner tonight. Or pepperoni ever again. Or chicken wings in the foreseeable future.
Goddamn is staph infection getting hardcore. I liked it better when only the weak and the poor got it, but now it’s had to go all ‘super-resistant to drugs’ on our asses. I just can’t wait to see how hardcore it gets down the road … one day UFC All Access will show up at Pat Miletich’s gym and there’ll be nothing left of anyone except some dust and clothes, just like in War of the Worlds. Except instead of the bacteria conquering the aliens, they’ve turned on us … those treacherous fucks. I’m gonna go pour Lysol on everything right now just to show them who’s boss.