In prep for the season premiere airing this Monday January 9th, MTV has put the full first episode of their Hillbilly MMA reality show online for us to enjoy. Well, you anyways. As I live in this exotic land called Canada, I am “unable to view this video in my region.” Awesome. So be a pal and tell me what it was like in the comments section. Paint me a picture like I am old blind man sitting before a beautiful sunset.