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Mushrooms and do it yourself surgery not a good mix

Jarrod Wyatt is that MMA fighter who cut out his sparring partner’s heart. Sure, this had everything to do with the drugs he was on, but let’s concentrate on that cage fighting thing anyways. Oh media. Anyways, Wyatt was just found mentally competent to stand trial:

Authorities who went to a home near the mouth of the Klamath River on March 21, 2010, found Powell dead on the couch with his chest cut open and his heart, tongue and the skin of his face removed, according to court records.

Wyatt — naked and covered in blood — acknowledged that he had killed Powell and cut out his heart and tongue, authorities said. An autopsy revealed that the organs had been removed while Powell was still alive. His heart was found charred in a wood-burning stove at the home. According to witnesses, the two had ingested hallucinogenic mushrooms and believed they were part of a struggle between God and the devil.

Follett suspended criminal proceedings in January after a doctor who evaluated Wyatt for the defense said he was not competent because he did not understand court proceedings, according to the Times-Standard.

The judge ordered the additional evaluations that cleared Wyatt for trial. Wyatt’s attorney, James Fallman, said he agreed with Follett’s determination and doesn’t see the need to seek a jury trial to determine Wyatt’s competency.

“He’s been better lately,” Fallman said.

Man, how many mushrooms did these guys eat? Based on the live surgery, I’m assuming ALL THE MUSHROOMS.

  • Reverend Clint

    this has been all over the news here, it happened like an hour from my house. They keep saying “MMA Fighter” which would be like saying some former HS football star kills somebody in college and he is labeled “Football Star”

  • agentsmith

    ^ Or like how anyone who does even one porn movie is referred to as a porn star.

  • Giallo

    Holy fuck hat’s some crazy shit. So this means I’m a hockey star.

  • Ron Jeremy

    I did that once.

  • Fizzy

    kids, don’t do drugs…with those guys

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    What a coupla lightweights.

    Can’t handle the shit, then don’t take the shit.

  • Denton

    I’ll be honest… I’ve never had the urge to rip someones still beating heart out when I was on shrooms. To each his own I guess.

  • Blackula Jonez

    Thats why I stay drug free like my hero, idol, life coach and personal saint Jon Jones.

  • iamphoenix

    Hearts have no business being inside our bodies.

  • frickshun

    Leave it to these MMA assholes to give mushrooms a bad name.