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My God, it’s full of Action stars

This is like Valentines Day but with testosterone, lots of it.

  • iamphoenix

    van damme is the shhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt OOOOOMMMMMMGGGGGGG

  • Reverend Clint

    apparently they built a railway bridge for the movie thats fully functional and will be used by trains. Can’t wait for Chuck to kick some ass.

  • shillyer

    I hope there is a chuck vs Van Damme scene. I have dreamt about that. Especially cause chuck is such a pussy 


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  • DJ ThunderElbows

    In exchange for the bridge, didn’t they cut some guys legs off during a truck stunt, Clint?  Or was that another movie?

  • Reverend Clint

    this one

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Well, the Academy Award will be worth it.

  • Letibleu

    Do they have a “best amputation” category now?

  • UberShmact

    I’m sold at Van Damme.

  • kwagnuth

    I hope Van Damme does a jumping spinning ballerina back kick.

  • Danjo

    I want to see a flying nutsacker.

  • repenttokyo

    couture has absolutely no presence in that trailer.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    I will pay cash money to see this in theaters if I get confirmation that Van Damme Beard kicks Norris.

  • CAP

    That would get 2 thumbs up!

  • G Funk

    I could only watch 20 min. of the first one eventhough I wasprepared for what kind of movie I was going to watch. This is the ultimate self dick polishing, look at us and how fucking badass untouchable we are.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    But that’s what action movies always are – alpha male ego stroking fantasies.  Shit, I recently watch Commando again – holy fucking truth nuggets.  It starts off with his giant moist muscles carrying trees to his house.  Hilarious shit.

    That said, I don’t begrudge you only 20 minutes of it.  I watched the whole thing out of curiosity and don’t remember it at all.

  • agentsmith

    ^ “I eat Green Berets for breakfast… and right now I’m VERY HUNGRY!”

  • Reverend Clint

    g funk needs to get his testosterone levels checked by dr sonnen

  • G Funk

    Clint you’re probably right. My balls don’t have the same thud when I slap them across some ass. And I’ve been crying alot lately.

    Commando was a dope Arnold in his prime. Unwatchables was just horrible.