By Reverend Clint on December 15, 2011
This is like Valentines Day but with testosterone, lots of it.
van damme is the shhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt OOOOOMMMMMMGGGGGGG
apparently they built a railway bridge for the movie thats fully functional and will be used by trains. Can’t wait for Chuck to kick some ass.
I hope there is a chuck vs Van Damme scene. I have dreamt about that. Especially cause chuck is such a pussy
In exchange for the bridge, didn’t they cut some guys legs off during a truck stunt, Clint? Or was that another movie?
Well, the Academy Award will be worth it.
Do they have a “best amputation” category now?
I’m sold at Van Damme.
I hope Van Damme does a jumping spinning ballerina back kick.
I want to see a flying nutsacker.
couture has absolutely no presence in that trailer.
I will pay cash money to see this in theaters if I get confirmation that Van Damme Beard kicks Norris.
That would get 2 thumbs up!
I could only watch 20 min. of the first one eventhough I wasprepared for what kind of movie I was going to watch. This is the ultimate self dick polishing, look at us and how fucking badass untouchable we are.
But that’s what action movies always are – alpha male ego stroking fantasies. Shit, I recently watch Commando again – holy fucking truth nuggets. It starts off with his giant moist muscles carrying trees to his house. Hilarious shit.
That said, I don’t begrudge you only 20 minutes of it. I watched the whole thing out of curiosity and don’t remember it at all.
^ “I eat Green Berets for breakfast… and right now I’m VERY HUNGRY!”
g funk needs to get his testosterone levels checked by dr sonnen
Clint you’re probably right. My balls don’t have the same thud when I slap them across some ass. And I’ve been crying alot lately.
Commando was a dope Arnold in his prime. Unwatchables was just horrible.