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“Never Submit” dork is back with “Owned”

Hey, do you remember that lame MMA movie ‘Never Submit’ that came out with press releases week after week regarding fighters who would appear in the film? And do you remember as time dragged on half the fighters dropped out, then the main actor dropped out, then the whole thing fell apart, and then there was some weird lawsuit?

Yeah, that movie had a snowball’s chance in hell of ever being made.

But hey, the retarded fate of Never Submit hasn’t stopped James Hergott (the guy who was responsible for Never Submit) from trying again. This time, he’s the president of OWNED Entertainment. The name of the movie? OWNED.

But wait! It’s gets better. Just like last time, Hergott is spending more time putting out press releases and promising star struck fighters a part in the movie than actually getting the film ready to go. Check out some choice snips from the latest press release:

Owned Entertainment, Inc. President James Hergott announced last night on Fight_Net Radio that he has cast MMA fighter Jason “Mayhem” Miller in the MMA Movie “Owned.” Jason will be playing the role of a psychotic villain in the movie.

“Owned” is an exciting sci-fi action thriller set in the future, which is more than just a typical MMA movie. It is a mix of “Die Hard,” “The Matrix,” and “A History of Violence.”

I’d comment more, but I don’t really think I have to.

  • Stirling

    I think this movie will be a mix of dog poop, bear excrement, and human feces.

  • Wu Tang

    With Mayhem, its bound to be good…. Get Triggs and Mayhem kissing, then that prophacy you made earlier will come forth!!!

    So yea, a sci-fi movie of MMA with Mayhem… Its goin to be a seller!!! Straight to the cheap dvd section at your nearest vendor.. Or torrent

  • fightlinker

    I’ve got my money on ‘Never gets made ever in a million fucking years”. Even if you gave these guys infinity to do this it wouldn’t happen, and that’s despite the statistical probability of all things becoming eventual at infinite time.

  • steve24

    I’m not sure why anybody would even drop a dime on watching these movies.

  • nem0

    Wow. It’s too bad Blockbuster is dying, because this would fit perfectly into their shit-pile of Sci-Fi Originals and unsold copies of BMX XXX.

  • intenso

    I’d go see it if it were called Pwnt.

  • Big D D

    LAME, why waste time, ours and his. oh and Mayhem just lost some dap, not much but some.

  • marshal

    Sure, if somebody lays a pile of dog shit in your lap it’s not gonna get watched. But if the movie is non stop links to the best free porn, xvid and game sites on the net (a couple of geeks might jack to it). It’s all really about what you’re going for and how hard it is to get there.

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