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Nick Diaz, ‘Stocktonian’ of the year?

Just the fact that he was mentioned as a possible future winner of the ‘Stocktonian of the Year’ award fills me with concern for the 209. Maybe in a decade when the earth is a post-apocalyptic hellscape and Diaz is to San Joaquin as Master Blaster was to Barter Town. Yes, that’s a totally random Mad Max Thunderdome non-sequitur. MiddleEasy ain’t the only ones who can drop those.

  • thingvolds

    AMERICAN of the year imo

  • Mixed Martial Adam

    “The criteria for the award, is generally based on the nominee’s community service during the current year.  In addition, continuous service to the community over a period of years is considered as the nominee’s personal achievements outside their paid positions.”

    Hmmmmm – I like Diaz, but has he really done anything other than paint the 209 as a street-fightin, martial law enforcing wasteland where one can’t drive down the street without seeing a brawl? Sure, we all know about Stockton because of Diaz – but how many of us want to go there after hearing him describe it? 


  • Reverend Clint

    stockton is a waste of space… diaz is a waste of space

  • iamphoenix

    non-sequiturs are my favorite because I have no idea what that word means.

  • Blackula Jonez

    Non sequiturs are references or statements that have little or nothing at all to do with the original subject matter.

     

    For example pretty much everything Ralp Wiggum says is a non sequitur

  • iamphoenix

    thanks for ruining my day. the mystery is lost.

  • frickshun

    I bent my wookie.

  • Jarman

    frik: that was fuckin perfect.

    don’t worry phoenix, there’s plenty more mysteries left for you to explore in the english language.

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