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Nobody likes Michael Bisping

As you can see from the video above, everyone in America wants to see Jason Mayhem Miller punch Michael Bisping in the face really hard. The hate may actually extend into Bisping’s camp according to Mayhem in a recent blog:

In ironic twist news- I’m totally getting reimbursed for John Dodson’s insubordination. I’m not even asking about Michael’s training, but for some reason all the friends that I’ve had for years that are working with him seem to be inclined to tell me about his camp and what he’s doing. I don’t want or need this info, I’m going to beat him regardless, just found it interesting. Pretty karmic.

This is the latest trend in MMA head games: the ‘mole in the camp’ thing. Rampage started it all when he accused Jon Jones of spying on his training (it turned out to be one of the guys from the Rampage sponsor MusclePharm feeding Jones’ manager info). Now Mayhem is turning it around and proudly proclaiming he’s got people giving him info. Not a bad idea – in the mind of a douchebag a-hole, the possibility of a spy could cause all sorts of friction and turmoil. But if Bisping is feeling the paranoia, he’s not showing it:

“I know for a fact that none of them have been divulging secrets,” Bisping said of his camp. “I think this is a sign of Jason [being] a little bit nervous [about] the impending doom that is coming his way this coming weekend and he’s trying to unsettle my camp. I think he’s looking at the ‘Rampage’ spygate thing and trying to jump on that bandwagon. Good luck, Jason. Good try, but better luck next time.”

What’s shocking to me is how people seem to think Mayhem needs this kind of help. Oddsmakers have Bisping a -220 to Miller’s +175, which is crazy considering this is one of the few times the Brit has had to face off against a wrestler who knows what they’re doing. Mayhem Miller’s resume might not be anything to write home about, but that’s just what happens when you spend 6 years outside of the UFC.

I’m expecting Bisping to get taken down and subbed out. It may not be as satisfying as that Hendo KO, but comeuppance is comeuppance. And we can take extra pleasure in knowing the people sleeping on Mayhem will shit on Bisping even harder when he loses.

  • agentsmith

    Mayhem’s resume in recent years is nothing to write home about, but much more worrying is the fact that his only two fights since losing to Shields two years ago were a total can and the zombie/ghost of Sakuraba.

    Anyway, in focusing on how much of a cunt Bisping is, folks sometimes forget how much he is a product of the UFC hype machine.  Since dropping to middleweight in 2008, his record is:

    Win – Charles McCarthy – TKO – hadn’t fought in a year and a half, hasn’t fought since.
    Win – Jason Day – TKO – 18-7 then, 19-12 now, cut after losing next fight to Kendall Grove.
    Win – Chris Leben – UD – basically played keepaway for 15 minutes.
    Loss – Dan Henderson – KO – epically epic KO.
    Win – Denis Kang – TKO – nearly got KO’d in 1st round.  Kang cut after this.
    Loss – Wanderlei Silva – UD – likely would have been KO’d if Wandy had engaged more.
    Win – Dan Miller – UD – 3rd loss in a row for Miller at the time.
    Win – Yoshihiro Akiyama – UD – 2nd in a 3-fight skid for Sexyama.
    Win – Jorge Rivera – TKO – brutally illegal knee in 1st round, Rivera never really recovered.

    So yes he’s 7-2 at middleweight, but over opponents that can only be described as middling, and he lost both times he faced anyone close to elite level.  Bisping acts like Miller is kinda beneath him, when really Mayhem would actually be one of the better names on his record.

  • Night Rider

    Nice Breakdown smith 

     

    War Mayhem!

  • iamphoenix

    agent smif, wants to punch Michael Bisping in the face.

  • frickshun

    As much as I like Mayhem, he’s still gonna get murked.

    PS: Ryan, you spelled frickshun wrong.

  • noiseless

    miller will break off his head and throatfuck ‘im. limey.

  • hass100

    Bisping is a classic case of a guy who has let the success go to his head.

  • Carcass

    Am I allowed to mock you people when Mike wins?

  • CAP

    This seems like a close fight to me but I hope Miller can pull it off. It would be unfortunate(awesome) if Miller gave Pissbing an illegal knee to the face while grounded.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Bisping is incredibly active on the ground, much more so than Miller, so I can see him winning there. On the feet we all know he can dance away forever and win a decision.  Miller could catch him in a sub somehhow, but I dunno.

    I’m down for watching either of them get smashed by Andy, so I don’t really care who wins.

  • iamphoenix

    Whatever happens in this fight, the ufc has to put diaz and mayhem together to make the fights happen.

  • Billytk

    Good call iamphoenix, it would be awesome if the UFC made diaz finally step up and face Miller after the shit he pulled in Strikeforce

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Yeah, Dana is always one to make guys fight a class or two above their natural weights.

  • frickshun

    ^^In Strikeforce, weight classes are more of a “suggestion.”

  • iamphoenix

    Good call iamphoenix

     

    cool. very rare anyone says this. :(  8======D

  • glassjawsh

    ^ that’s because of how rare it is that you actually talk about fighting

  • thingvolds

    ranger up is a disgusting campaign that should be looked at with nothing but the utmost contempt. using unfunny and badly produced commercials suggesting to dumb kids that they can somehow be associated with mma by joining the army (where they actually may either wind up as bullet magnets in some third world shithole or slop cooks in a mess hall in north carolina) is fucked.

    whats really interesting about it is what they’re actually saying is “you like mma, so join the army and you might have a chance of one day being as good as………. tim kennedy??!!” wow, sign me up.

    it’s no surprise that dana white would not only embrace, but himself shill for the military propaganda campaign in his organization. besides the fact that the fed gov obviously has him by the balls in that position, in his mind he probably thinks it lends an air of legitimacy to the sport. it actually does the exact opposite, and will be looked back at as yet another embarrassing zit on the nose of “ultimate fighting”.

    if kids and young men believe in their government enough to fight for it, that is fine. but stop with the candy cigarette / happy meal toy approach. people are starting to catch on.

  • frickshun

    ^^Who in the fuck doesn’t like candy cigarettes?? Pell Mell, anyone…..

  • CAP

    I used to crush my Sweet Tarts up and put them in a baggy so it looked like cocaine! That must have been my gateway drug.

  • thingvolds

    lol thats fucked up if true

    and i used to love candy cigarettes until they got banned or whatever happened to them. i also really liked the gum cigarettes that had some kind of powder on them that would come off like smoke before you chewed it.

    i guess the tobacco company conspiracy worked, because i now roll all my weed in those flavored blunts and nothing else.

  • CAP

    I remember the “smoking” fake cig candy!

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