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Obama pot-shot suspect had an MMA fight once

It’s always great to read headlines like ‘Murder-Suicide performed by MMA fighter’ or ‘MMA fighter tears out friend’s heart.’ Sometimes there’s enough truth to warrant the headline like in Harold Howard’s case. Oftentimes the person just has one random amateur fight somewhere. Like in the case of that wannabe Obama assassin:

A man alleged to have shot a semiautomatic rifle at the White House was also an MMA fighter, according to a report issued Sunday by the “The New York Times.”

Records show Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez, a 21-year-old from Idaho Falls, Idaho, fought an amateur bout in July at the “Southeast Idaho Summer Smackdown” and earned a second-round TKO over Zack Marrow.

Now Ortega-Hernandez stands accused of attempting to assassinate the president 10 days after reports of gunfire at the White House led authorities to an abandoned vehicle registered in his name.

But rather than focus on Oscar’s MMA cred, how about we check out some of his more solid affiliations:

A video of Ortega-Hernandez has surfaced in which he asks to appear on TV with Oprah Winfrey and claims he is the second coming of Jesus Christ. Family members said he read a 45-minute politically-tinged speech at his 21st birthday earlier in October but did not seem violent, the Times report said.

“Anything suspicious? Well, he did give a crazy speech for nearly an hour during his birthday. But that’s totally normal, isn’t it?” I’d like to point out this is the third MMA fighter who’s tangled with Obama. Coincidence? Or is the culinary union using covert mind control technology to try and ruin MMA by having a fighter murder the president??? I think you know what you have to do, Jesus.

  • Mixed Martial Adam

    In Amerrrrrrrrica no one that worships Jesus could be a bad person, but an MMA fighter – well, that’s Satan’s work.

    I bet I’ve watched twenty times as much as MMA (in hours) as he’s spent training it, yet that’s the label he’s given.

  • SHORT_BUS

    Mr bright side says: “At least he wasn’t white”

  • iamphoenix

    so this is like zoolander, where male models are actually presidential assassins…but with shitty MMA fighters?

    I hope Ben Stiller makes this into a movie.

  • Reverend Clint

    now we know what happened to butters

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    So is no one going to address the fact that he looks and talks JUST LIKE DIEGO DIPSHIT SANCHEZ???

  • agentsmith

    “MMA fighter” is the new “heavy metal fan”.

  • MAYORofKALI

    Wow, Jesus # 2 said “mother-fucker.” But like me, he supports hemp toilet paper.

  • glassjawsh

    congratulations, you shot at the white house and you have the most mexican sounding name in the history of existance. if his nickname is “mas tequila” im losing my shit…

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Oh shit, I left the video running in the background while I did other shit and half-listened to it.  It’s just rambling Pot Jesus nonsense, but at 18:45 he says that fighting shouldn’t be a crime when it’s used for legitimate things like getting respect or to teach a lesson. Keep jn mind this is after decrying the gang lifestyle of violence on the streets.

    This rationalization of violence as a teaching tool explains everything.  He was just trying to teach Obama a lesson about hemp paper.

  • Reverend Clint

    clearly he was one dumb mexican if he thought shooting at the white house with an ak would do anything

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