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Observations From My Couch: Bellator 106 – “The Best PPV Never”

Observations From My Couch: Bellator 106 – “The Best PPV Never”
  • Bellator prelim bouts are like Clif Bars – sometimes they can make for a tasty snack, but damn are they the farthest thing from real food.
  • You know what’s awesome? When a fighter’s ground and pound consists of a double-axe handle, and it actually gets a stoppage.
MMA: BFC PPV-Stepanyan vs Richman

The double-axe handle! Yes! Mandatory Credit: Jayne Kamin-Oncea – USA Today Sports Images

  • Joe Riggs defeated some dude named Mike Bronzoulis to win the debut season of the SpikeTV reality show “Fight Master”, and the feat earned Riggs a cool $100,000. That sound you just heard? That was a thousand TUF veterans looking at the contracts they signed and the negative balances on their bank accounts, and crying out in anguish simultaneously.
  • Seriously, UFC castoff Riggs won a hundred thousand clams for winning a reality TV show no one ever saw? What a country!
  • Win or lose, Daniel Straus was going to have one heck of a party after Bellator 106. One. Heck. Of. A. Party.
  • Emanuel Newton defeated King Mo once again, and for the life of me, I still don’t know who Emanuel Newton is. Was he one of the guys who formed the Black Panthers?
  • Look, I love a great, back-and-forth battle as much as the next guy, but what Eddie Alvarez and Michael Chandler keep doing to each other whenever they fight… It’s like watching two drawn-out torture sessions. These men are literally chipping away at each other’s lifespans.
  • It was a fantastic fight though – am I right?
MMA: BFC PPV-Alvarez vs Chandler

Mandatory Credit: Jayne Kamin-Oncea-USA Today Sports Images

  • glassjawsh

    good to see you’re still terrible at everything Vagina

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