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Oh that crazy Krazy Horse

Can’t he manage to stay out of jail?

The 28-year-old lightweight from Ocala, Fla., will be arraigned Tuesday for charges stemming from a domestic dispute on Jan. 9 — Bennett’s 25th arrest in Marion County since December 1997, according to media reports.

The arraignment comes just two days before “Krazy Horse” was scheduled to fight Victor Valenzuela (Pictures) for a third time in King of the Cage.

The only explanation I can think of is that Victor Valenzuela placed some prank phonecalls to the Florida police saying “Eeee! Help me, I am a girl and Charles Bennett is beating me up!” And knowing Bennett, there’s a 50% chance that he’s in the process of doing just that when the popo arrive. Or a 25% chance he’s stuffing a chick in the trunk of his car. Then there’s a 20% chance he’ll assault a police officer while being arrested.

All in all, there’s a pretty good chance that Krazy Horse is ALWAYS in the middle of something illegal.

  • Accomando

    That’s why his name isn’t Charles “Zane-Horse” Bennett.

  • Márcio

    roid rage?

  • zeke

    There is no way Krazy Horse is on steroids. He’s just an ultra athletic black guy.

  • Fightlinker Jackal

    As long as he’s training that 5% of the time, I’m fine with it.

  • MacDaddy

    Dude, that’s his weed smokin time. Don’t try and cut in on that….

  • kentyman

    Damn. I was hoping this post was about Edith Larente from the title.