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oh the irony it hurts

Aaaand the first person from the UFC to joke about rape after Miguel Torres was fired for it is ………. DANA WHITE! Extra amusing since here’s what he’d said after releasing Torres:

“Let me tell you what – you want to see consistency, let’s see if anybody does that again. Let’s see if anybody does it again. I double dare you. I double dare you to send another tweet like that again.”

Maybe someone triple dog dared him, which by the sacred rules of truth / dare means you absolutely positively MUST do it.

(via Yahoo)

  • frickshun

    2012: The year FOX forces Dana to retire & Mr. Fertitta takes over as the face of the UFC.

  • CAP

    You can’t make this shit up!! Bravo Dana.

  • Blackula Jonez

    Do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do doctrine.

    We may be closer to a Dana-less UFC/Zuffa if Mr. White can’t learn how to reel his emotions in.


    I would like to hear what avid Dana apologist Subo has to say about this.

  • dick

    Bra-fuckin-vo… classic Dana.

  • kwagnuth

    With Dana’s there is a reason for it though. What dana said can be explained and what Torres said can’t. I am sure the Zuffa public relations guy is working on an explanation as we speak.

  • iamphoenix

    Dana didn’t use the actual word so it’s totes fine you guys. just remember “learn how spell dummy.”

  • kwagnuth

    Yeah I guess Assisnation could mean anything in prision. Hell it could mean taking it up the ass for ciggarettes for all I know.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Let’s see if anybody does it again. I double dare you. I double dare you to send another tweet like that again.  I triple dog dare you!  Next person that tweets something like that gets it like a choir boy at a Catholic Bible Camp!

    ~Dana White

  • P W

    ^ Nice!

  • P W

    What is an “assisnation”? Is it just like a regular ass-assassination?

  • SkippyKid

    lol at DJ..

  • Reverend Clint

    prison rape is ok since if you are in prison already you deserve it

  • Reverend Clint

  • Reverend Clint

    even randy thinks rape is cool

  • glassjawsh

    i spy a don frye

  • Letibleu

    “I would drag my pecker through a mile of shattered glass just for the chance to stand in the shadows and jack off to her with a… I want to be the best guy who banged her.”


    This was said by Don Frye on a LIVE show (Inside MMA is now live).

  • P W

    Dana is very consistent in his inconsistency.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    He is the Michael Jordan of inconsistency.

  • P W

    ^ Goldberg reference! Bonus points awarded!

  • Letibleu

    Mike Goldberg: “He’s like the Michael Jordan of Fightlinker!”

    Joe Rogan: “No, he’s not”

    Mike Goldberg: “Larry Bird?”

    Joe Rogan: “Uhm, no.”

    Mike Goldberg: “Kobe Bryant?”

    Joe Rogan: “…”

  • theinsaneoneJustinMcCully

    ass is nation, it’s a bit like nude duck duck goose