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Okay, NOW I can hate on Arianny’s new song

I bet everyone was pretty surprised when I said the remix of Arianny Celeste’s first single ‘Fight to Love Me’ wasn’t big bowl of shit stew. Yeah, I know I’m the go to guy for crusty hate, but I figured since everyone else was gonna irrationally flame it (because they hate the music genre or the idea of uppity octagon girls), I’d instead give the tune an honest assessment.

It’s not my cuppa, but it wasn’t shit. If it was played alongside the current top 20 house hits, I doubt anyone would pick it out and deride it for it’s inferior quality. The production quality is fine, the vocals sound good … these aren’t opinions, they’re technical facts.

On the other hand, this other version of the song that’s featured above is what the French would call “La merde hors de l’anus directement dans mes oreilles.” Cheap sounding, out of tune GARBAGE. I can only hope it’s another remix and not the ‘main mix’, because this is about as pleasant to listen to as a fire alarm.

  • kvelertak

    she isn’t an artist and nobody outside of fat walmart wearing tapout doods cares about her.

    This is lame.

  • agentsmith

    Haha, that sounds like the demo function on a Casio keyboard.

  • glassjawsh

    laul – it sounds like a kidz bop version

  • Letibleu

    I can only hope it’s another remix and not the ‘main mix’

    Really? Geez Louise. Remind me to bring music to your next party ‘just in case’.

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  • SST

    Looks like she ripped off the song from little boots:

  • Letibleu

    HOLY SHIT TRUE! Not even a close resemblance, THE SAME SONG with different words. SNAP.

    Nice find.

  • Blackula Jonez

    Lol @ Ryan trying to take the high road and not hate, has he forgotten the true nature of this site. Whats next serious, triple verified and fact checked in depth articles in an attempt at “serious” journalism and no more ass, pussy and dickhole jokes?


    If you’ve got hate in your heart, let it out.

                                       – Clayton Bigsby

  • frickshun

    White power.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Awww, they took it down.

    Since I hate all of you, here’s another copy:

  • Bill

    Too bad but the video has been removed. Can I watch it somehow?

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