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ONE FC is looking to grow just a little

Singaporean MMA promotion OneFC announced last weekend that they are planning to hire 150 full-time employees to facilitate their gargantuan output of one MMA show per forever:

ONE Fighting Championship, Asia’s largest and most prestigious MMA organization, is looking to hire another 150 full-time employees to add to its current team as soon as possible.  If you are a superstar with the highest standards of excellence and you have a desire to change the world, then we look forward to welcoming you onto the ONE FC team.

To apply, please submit your CV to jobs@onefc.com

To give some perspective on this number of employees, Dana White said in May 2010 that the UFC had 140-150 employees before the opening of its Canada office, which employed about 12-15 more people. That’s right, this promotion is so encouraged by the fact that they made the massive revenues associated with giving content away for free on Shitdog that they are expanding their workforce to the point where it’s comparable in size to the UFC’s. (They also have a TV deal in Asia, but I just wanted the chance to say “Shitdog”.)

This is a move of the utmost retardation and it tells us that OneFC is probably as long for this world as zombie Frank Shamrock, who I actually think is already dead. It positively reeks of the situation that occurred when promotions like EliteXC and the IFL hired so many employees that it dragged them into financial ruin regardless of their TV deals. The only way I can see this being smart in any way is if these 150 people will be paid like sweat shop workers to sew gloves and pound nails into ringposts. Perhaps they could also be talked into gutting fish with dull knives and operating other industrial machinery en route to committing suicide by jumping off the rooftops.

I suppose anything is better than being unemployed and having nothing better to do than to leave comments on Fightlinker all the time. So if you’re out of work, by all means apply, but don’t expect it to last long. If you want a more secure job, and if you feel like working for the Great Satanic Emperor that is Zuffa, the UFC has about 15 paid positions open on their job board. That’s right, the company does 401k matching, and you get the chance to floss Dana White’s asshole.

(Props to MiddleEasy for the find)

  • SHORT_BUS

    “If you are a superstar with the highest standards of excellence and you have a desire to change the world, then we look forward to welcoming you onto the ONE FC team.”

    What kind of job description is that? I don’t buy it. This looks like a PR move as if to say “hey look at us, we’re gaining steam and moving up”. I think we all know how this story ends though.

  • CAP

    I can’t possibly live up to those standards. wtf.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    If you are a superstar with the highest standards of excellence and you have a desire to change the world, then we look forward to welcoming you onto the ONE FC team.

    Two out of three ain’t bad.  I just need Fenix to write my resume for me and I’m in.

  • glassjawsh

    knew this was a dick story before i even looked at who authored it.

    just can’t help himself with the links

  • frickshun

    Babysteps, dick. This was a fine post. How many Jackals clicked on the Zuffa job link??

  • dick

    glassjaw: what did you type to get to this site? fightLINKER. Without links there is no site. The economic reason for putting links in with good contextual anchor text has to do with search engine optimization.

  • RearNakedSmoke

    How do you floss an asshole? I could see if you had like a WaterPik or something. Maybe one of those toothbrushes with the tongue scraper on the back…..

  • G Funk

    ^ You must be a tween virgin. Let me learn you someting that health ed and your parents wont talk to you about.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rim_job

  • glassjawsh

    now im 100% convinced that Richard was forced upon the site by it’s new overlords. and since blackula says I’m not allowed to complain even though I paid money so this place could stay alive, I guess I’ll just bend over and take it like a bitch while dick is forced down my poop chute. (pun intended)

  • iamphoenix

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  • dick

    As much as I hate to say this, ROFL@phoenix.

  • frickshun

    NEVER SHOWED UP TO POPEYES…….bwahahahahahahhahhaha!!

  • G Funk

    hilarious!

  • Reverend Clint

    forgot that time he worked at walmart as a greeter for 1 day until he scared off all the old white people

  • iamphoenix

    ^he wasn’t working for wal mart. he was standing in front of the store selling healing rocks and incense.

    i hope dj gets this job. i submitted his resume to oneFC last night.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Tell me you submitted this with my actual yahoo email, and not the fake one on the resume!  PLEASE!  Also I’m actually from Mulatto Street in Manhattan, but what Chinese cat’s gonna know the difference.

    And, in all seriousness, I take offense at you mixing up Popeyes and KFC.  I never showed up to KFC – I have a Popeye’s credit card, FFS.

    Other than that, great work considering you like Dubstep.  You even spelled words correckly.

  • iamphoenix

    no i didn’t submit this. but if you really want me to i’ll fucking change the email to yours and do it. haha.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    If you just change the White women to Latin women, I’d sign off on this.

  • Reverend Clint

    i can tell you what his gmail addy is via the magic of FL

  • iamphoenix

    ^do eet. yeah because i’d rather not have them have me email…i was just gonna create a whole new email address, but that just takes so much buttsex time.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Shit is underway.  I’ll update you cats on whatever happens.

  • iamphoenix

    i less than 3 shenanigans.

  • CAP

    haha win!

  • dick

    I heard that in Singapore, you can get all the Asian chicks you want with your NYC trouser blacksnake. Definitely take that relocation bonus and go.

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