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Out of respect for his old lady, Jon Jones WILL NOT sign your fun bags

Some guys are dogs. They just cannot help themselves. Their pathetically low self-esteem disallows them the option of ignoring any women who pays them the slightest attention. Not Jon Jones though. The UFC light-heavyweight champion, who if you recall was busted for drinking and driving with not one, but two beautiful young hunnies in his pimp-moblie who WERE NOT his “old lady,” is not such a man. In an interview with ESPN, Jones says he won’t entertain the classy female fans who want his John Hancock on their tits:

“Anything I won’t sign? Women’s body parts. My old lady at home probably won’t appreciate that one so I try to refrain from that.”

There you have it. Jon Jones is a family man and does not condone the signing of breasts, but drunken carousing with multiple chicks is perfectly acceptable. Hey, maybe his “old lady” is cool with that. Who are we to judge?

  • drunkenjunk

    what if i bring him his fender from that bentley he wrecked, will he sign that?

  • Reverend Clint

    mind of a child I tell you

  • Reverend Clint

    and I dont get guys who are pussy hounds… its pussy not magic

  • randlemansvertical

    Jon Jones says stupid shit and is a big faggot stay tuned

  • ChildKillerM16

    cumjunky is mad that Jones wont kill a muslim child in the middle of the night while wearing body armor for a few bucks.

    (and randlemansverticle in cumjunky)

  • ChildKillerM16

    “Jon Jones is a family man and does not condone the signing of breasts, but drunken carousing with multiple chicks is perfectly acceptable. ”

    He’ll never be liberal enough.

    ;)

  • drunkenjunk

    look childkiller, I get it. I fucked you’re mom and you’re all butt hurt that when I impregnated that cumdumpster and paid her to get an abortion somehow you still came out. It’sonly half your fault you’re retarded, you were just raised by your trailer trash mother.

  • Reverend Clint

    ^nice
    i think childraper is actually a DU baby, http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UtSIK04QtC0/Tcn6iTnNiPI/AAAAAAAAAvY/2Q4PZu0I6Ic/s1600/DU-baby-1000.jpg , and pissed off at america for destroying his future as a suicide bomber

  • drunkenjunk

    lol nice pic

  • frickshun

    Please please please…..NOBODY GOOGLE “DU BABY.”

    Okay okay….EVERYBODY GOOGLE IT!!

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