Everyone’s least favorite redhead
40 minutes of Joe Rogan’s stand up comedy show from Manchester over UFC 104 weekend. Joe blogs all about the trip over at his site and tells a few stories about Eddie Bravo’s drunken adventures to boot!
Hey, it’s the first Tuesday of the month and you know what that means! It’s time for another Low Blow radio show mailbag edition! It’s been a while since the last one so we’re interested to hear what you guys have on your mind – just post your questions in the comments section of this post or email us before 4PM today. The UFC’s winter line-up, Couture vs Coleman, Couture vs Vera (the funny women’s one), Karo Parisyan, judging, reffing, War Machine, Tito Ortiz … there’s all sorts of stuff you guys can ask us about. And as usual, we’ll do our best to answer all the questions, except the overplayed “Is Ryan gay?” questions which I will answer right now just to save us some time: Probably, but I don’t think he knows it yet.
By jove, today has been a day of complete MMA retardation here at Fightlinker. And to add to that, here’s the latest fun involving Junie Browning. He returned to competition in Kentucky over the weekend with a 1st round triangle submission against a green as baby shit fighter named Scott Cornwell (now 1-1). But as usual with Junie, the big story isn’t what he did in the cage but what he did outside it:
Browning controlled the entire 3:13 fight and was never in any danger. Following the bout, the microphone was handed to Cornwell who was apologetic and genuinely displeased with his performance. The crowd applauded Cornwell’s effort, in what was only his second professional bout.
Then the microphone was handed to Junie and the arena filled with boos. Junie said, “I try to come out here and put on a show. If you don’t like it, then fuck ya’ll!” This actually brought out a few cheers. Then Junie had a special message for the ladies. He said, “LADIES, AFTER THIS I WANT TWO LINES, ONE FOR SUCKING, AND ONE FOR FUCKING.” He dropped the mic to the ground and walked out of the cage. The boos were deafening.
There’s nothing that wins over a crowd like the declaration that you want all the bitches there to form a suck n fuck conga line. You’d think Junie would have learned this by now … his similar fornication-themed discussion with hospital staff this fall went over about as well.
(you can see more pics from the event at profighting-fans.com)
(the scene of destruction – porn stars and agents laid out everywhere)
More details on War Machine’s flip-out at a porno industry party:
According to Adult FYI, the incidents occurred at a party thrown for Brooke Haven at the Ultimate Porn Studios. War Machine began haranguing his agent and then allegedly slapped his girlfriend when she intervened (this has since been denied by the girl in question), according to one attendee.
“Apparently War Machine wasn’t too happy, claiming that Derek Hay wasn’t getting him enough work as far as he was concerned. What happened next was speculative. Either War Machine socked a girl or was accused of doing it. Either way he snapped and began doing an Octagon dance and waving his fists. One guy was clocked and had three teeth knocked out. Another guy- an Asian – had his nose broken,” the source recounted.
“Then War Machine came after Derek and knocked him down. Alec Knight was also hit and went down, his head striking the pavement. It seemed that every time someone tried to advise War Machine to mellow out or tried to talk sense to him, they got hit for their efforts. Maybe six guys in all got punched. War Machine was relentless as the crowd kept a distance.”
“The incident wound up with War Machine and Derek playing hide and seek with one another around a dumpster, then at some point, both War Machine and Derek took off when someone threatened to call the cops.”
In his defense, War Machine has tweeted:
“Ya’ll can say what you want but when you got 5 guys drunk and in your face pissed about some BS that ain’t even true what am I supposed to do? Wait and let someone crack me first? lol..I think not. Fuck all you fucks,”
Well, considering he’s a professional fighter, that would probably only be fair. It would also change the situation from “Douchebag freaks out and mauls porn people” to “Man defends himself from attack”, two very different things in the eyes of the law. Speaking of the law, despite another tweet implying the police would have to chase him down, War Machine’s twitter implies he’s turned himself in and is already out on bail. Anyone wanna guess if this gets crazier or if that was the peak?