I dunno if it’s comforting or not to see that it’s not just MMA fighters and promoters fighting about money and respect. There’s also some kind of pesky dispute between Hollywood producers and writers about pay as well. Speaking as someone who doesn’t make a fifth of what any of these guys make, I’d like to stand up now and say “I hope all of you rich fucks die from ass cancer. Terrible, painful ass cancer.”
But hey, it’s not all reruns and ass cancer … there might be a silver lining to this story. CBS (yep, the smelly old people’s station) is apparently in talks with the UFC to produce some shows to fill in time which would otherwise be used to show reruns of CSI, CSI:Miami, NCIS, and CSI:NY.
Lets not get our hopes up too high though. There’s 1001 ways this deal could fall through and god knows Dana White probably thinks he’s God now that CBS gave him a ring. Questions about new content or old content, live events or event highlights, what happens if the strike ends before UFC stuff is shown abound. Things are way too up in the air right now to assume anything.
But one thing is for sure: If I have to give up on new episodes of House and Grey’s Anatomy so the UFC can hit network TV, then I’m okay with that. So on that note, I hope neither side in this while writer’s strike gives in, forever and ever, amen.
Check out the updated card for HDNet’s December show:
Jason ‘Mayhem’ Miller vs Sean Salmon
Frank Trigg vs Edwin Dewees
Yves Edwards vs Alonzo Martinez
Krysztof Soszynski vs Robert Villegas
Pete Spratt vs Tristian Yunker
While there’s no fights on there that make my panties wet, there’s enough names on the card that actually matter in the grand scheme of things to make me tune in. The last HDNet show was terrible, with all of the fights being either one sided thrashings or mind numbing decisions. Here’s hoping this fight doesn’t make me want to gouge my eyes out with a fork.
If this is just the tip of the iceberg (and I have a feeling that it is), I can understand how so many great fights go from “It’s gonna happen” to “It’s never going to happen in a million fucking years”. Can you imagine that? It’s like Silva / Liddell a dozen times a year. Barf.
User Thomas had this quote which I think sums up everyone’s general perception of Randy Couture’s position:
its not about the money its about the respect but it’s about the money but really not but by giving me money id be respected so its about the money but no I need to be respected so It’s not about the money
WHERES MY FUCKING MONEY
Well holy fuck. When I woke up this morning in extreme lower back pain, I was thinking the best thing that’d happen today would be a Robaxacet induced euphoria. But not even 30 minutes into the day we have this good news:
Evan Tanner Returns to UFC- Former Middleweight Champ Back in ’08
K.A.O.S. caught up with former UFC Middleweight Champ Evan Tanner who broke the news that he signed a 4 fight deal with UFC. Date, time and opponent still to be determined.
Of course, this could possibly be a hallucination based on Robaxacet induced euphoria. Or perhaps it’s a hallucination on Evan Tanner’s side caused by alcohol. Or maybe just a prank phone call. God knows, we’ve prank phone called Mike Pyle twice this week pretending to be different organizations that want to sign him. Idiot.
Of course, you know the UFC only signed Evan to replace their other inconsistent sketchy middleweight David Terrell. If Evan doesn’t pan out, maybe they’ll go for David L’Oiseau next. It kinda has the feel of barrel scraping on the UFC’s part, but I don’t mind. Think of this as all of the guys who should have been on TUF4 getting a less lame opportunity to come back to the UFC.