Just an FYI: when you ‘lose’ the belt, you don’t actually lose the belt. You get to keep it and the new champion just gets their own. Why? Because you never know what the last guy did with the belt while it was his:
“I’ve had sex before with the belt on. That was back in the Ricco Rodriguez days. The night I won the belt I had a sexual experience with the belt on. But hey, I was 25 years old and it was the biggest thing that ever had happened to me in my life. The girl was like hey, are you going to take that thing off. And I said no, I’m not-I’m wearing it and if you have a problem with it, then I’m leaving.”
I’m sure she responded with “So long as I get paid you’re free to do whatever you want!” But hey, it’s cute that Tim Sylvia now talks to us about his ‘sexual experiences’. I’m sure his psychiatrist told him that ‘sexual experiences’ were okay to talk about and perhaps ‘sharing his sexual experiences with his contemporaries’ would help him ‘make lasting connections and friendships’. Of course I’m not too sure that meant a stoner radio host and the mouth breathers who listen to Sherdog radio. But as they say, beggers can’t be choosers.