Like father, like son. Yesterday we mentioned that boxing something-or-other Kelly Pavlik put his moneymaker … er, I mean hands … through a window and would need 100 stitches. Now it seems like the stupid didn’t fall too far from the stupid tree. Kelly’s dad and manager Mike Pavlik forgot Kelly’s paycheck for beating Jermaine Taylor in the hotel:
“It’s about an hour from Atlantic City to Philadelphia and we were literally halfway there when out of nowhere, it just hit me,” Mike Pavlik said. “My heart stopped and I just knew I had made a big mistake.”
That mistake was leaving checks totally more than three-quarters of a million dollars on a countertop leaning against the coffee pot in their hotel room. In his excitement to get home, Mike Pavlik forgot to pick up the checks.
“I think I gave that maid probably the best tip she ever got,” he said, forcing a laugh. The new champion took the news as he takes pretty much everything else: Calmly and without a lot of excitement.
These guys seriously need to get their shit together. Next thing you know Kelly will be cutting bagels with a circular saw while his dad is sending a Nigerian investor his banking information.
Just an FYI. Everyone emailing me personally at email@example.com hasn’t been getting answered because my gmail account has been overloaded with WordPress notification emails. By the time most personal emails hit my box, they’re timestamped an hour or two ago and are off my front page.
I’m going through all the emails now … just so you know I’m not a conceited bastard who doesn’t respond to emails. Truth is … I love emails. I loves them to deaths. So write me. Especially if you ‘do stuff’.
Oh yeah … I’ve wanted to do a Sir Mix-A-Lot joke for fucking ever. Thanks to Caleb at MMAPreditions.com for the opportunity.
I like Adam Morgan, but he’s typically too nice and bland. He’s got a lot of good ideas but not enough pepper on his penis. But that has apparently changed because he just wrote a scathing review of the latest Rio Heroes show, and it’s got enough penis pepper to be worthy of Fightlinker!
I’d heard that the show was all fucked up, with the website collapsing under the weight of everyone watching, plus ‘server issues’ preventing them from using more than one camera. How that works, I dunno. My basic understanding of how things work is all cameras go into a console for mixing and then final product goes out to the computer for encoding and streaming. But hey … who knows what kind of retarded setups these guys are using.
The one thing in the forefront of my head after reading this article is FUCK: Fightlinker could be doing a better job running NHB fights streamed over the internet. Hmmmmmm….
They fuck with your shit. Well, they fuck with your shit more than they were before:
According to Dave Meltzer, it’s December 4th. Basically a whole month away. You thought Sherk was pissed before? How about now?
Rememeber folks, the CSAC is a government body. And par for the course with government bodies is bold faced corruption and cocksuckery hidden behind a facade of incompetence and red tape. Trust me, I know … I used to work for the Canadian government (terrifying thought, isn’t that?).
Government workers are like 4 year olds … you think they don’t understand or aren’t capable of doing things any better, but in reality they’re just fucking with you and using your ignorance to drag their ass and be as lazy / evil as possible.
I’m sure the official line given for the delay is “Further investigation into the claims laid out by Sherk’s attorney”. The real reason is probably a lot closer to “Armando Garcia has a 2pm colonoscopy followed by an enima followed by something else funny involving his anus”.