Everyone over at the Luke Cummo forums hate us here at Fightlinker because we say mean things about purging, Dr Jubb, and drinking urine. But the truth of the matter is we don’t ‘hate’ on Luke … in fact, Luke is in my top 10 list of favorite fighters. The fact that he’s a total weirdo just pushes him higher up on the scale. I mean really … who else is gonna tell you about pouring 2 litres of coffee up their anus?
After that I laid on my right side with my feet elevated as my coffee brewed. The next step is the coffee enema. The coffee relaxes the sphincter of Oddi which is the opening of the gallbladder. This allows more stones to be passed. Its 2 liters of coffee held in for 12-15 minutes. I massage in a counter-clockwise motion (looking down at the belly button) to help the coffee get up to the gallbladder. It also helps with any cramping of the intestines.
Needless to say, when the fifteen minutes was up I ran to the bathroom. Wow did it feel great! Imagine one long push and it sounds like urination. I think my intestines were inside out afterward. I pushed them back in with toilet paper and wiped my ass starting from the top of my buttcheeks down to my hamstrings. There may have been some splashing. LOL @ you for reading that!
Doing things differently will always garner you unwanted attention. For example, we here at Fightlinker don’t want the attention of Luke Cummo’s forums calling us assholes and jerks etc. That’s just mean! But they stick to their site and we stick to our ours, and neither of us go out of our way to get in eachother’s faces. They’re free to say whatever they want while sticking ginger roots in their buttholes and we’ll do the same too (minus the ginger root).
But if they don’t want to hear anyone give their opinions about their dumb nutritional ideas, then they shouldn’t have started this two week advertisement on MMA Junkie. I’m just saying.