As usual, when inspiration runs dry, I turn to the youtubes for content. Behold the latest episode of the Jason Mayhem Miller show, where Mayhem hangs out with his dad.
Jake Rossen over at Sherdog attempts to quell people’s opinion that they hate the UFC by writing an article called “Zuffa’s 10 Best Accomplishments of ’07“. The problem with the list is that while it highlights some of the UFC’s accomplishments in 07, it also inadvertently calls into question a lot of the UFC’s practices. Let’s go over some of the UFC’s accomplishments and why there’s a bit of a smell behind them.
Rallying for Liddell
Jake says the UFC did the right thing by continuing to promote Chuck Liddell heavily after his loss to Quinton Jackson. I counter with the fact that the UFC did a piss poor job of promoting their new champion as a result. And lets not forget that being booked on David Letterman doesn’t make people forget that the president of the UFC was regularly contemplating to the press if Chuck was done and should retire.
Signing Wanderlei Silva
Jake gives credit on this one to “Dana White’s bull-in-a-boardroom mentality”. I say Dana White came millimeters away from fucking that entire deal up and had to resort to calling Silva a chickenshit through the press in order to get negotiations back on track. Signing Wanderlei Silva was a good thing, but this was also the first time a lot of people got to see what the UFC does to fighters who don’t just bend over and sign right away.
At Last, Silva-Liddell
Yeah, maybe this would be an accomplishment if the UFC was marketing this fight properly. As it stands, I think they rallied more hype for GSP vs Koscheck. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: this had the potential to be one of the biggest fights in MMA history, but now it will be nothing more than a footnote.
Oh man, where do I get started here? How can anyone claim it’s a good thing that the UFC is paying their fighters 10+ times more in ‘bonus’ money than they’re on contract to make? How can any fighter live comfortably knowing that the difference between red and black is UFC brass’ opinion on your performance?
I’m not saying bonuses as a concept are a bad idea. But think about this: The total pay before bonuses for all fighters at the Ultimate Fighter 6 finale was $239,000. The amount of bonuses handed out on top of that: $120,000. That’s half the entire payroll over again in bonus money. How can the UFC justify paying their fighters so little when they’re throwing extra cash around like that?
Cooperating with FEG
Now this one is a stretch … Jake Rossen wants to claim that allowing K-1 to book Rani Yahya was a sign of the UFC softening it’s stance on working with other promoters. Yeah, no. The fact that this was the ONLY example of Zuffa fielding a fighter to another major promotion underlines the fact that they’re the worst promotion out there for cooperation.
Now before I continue, let me remind you that HBO rejected a deal with the UFC over who would get to produce the show. They felt that they wanted control of the product so as not to ‘cheapen their brand’. With that fact in mind, try to fathom this: HBO is broadcasting the IFL on their Latin American channel.
The anticipated announcement is very interesting because while HBO is only committed to televising the IFL on its Latin American channel, they still elected to go with IFL programming as opposed to other options that were available to them. One would think that if HBO decides to televise MMA on its English-language channels that the IFL has a bit of an edge.
As Sam Caplan implied, this could very well be the precursor to a full deal with HBO. And why not? The IFL’s new Emperor Jay Larkin ran Showtime’s boxing division for over a decade and gave HBO a run for it’s money. If anyone knows what Larkin is capable of accomplishing, it’s HBO. And I have no doubt that Larkin is perfectly happy giving HBO carte blanche to do whatever the fuck they want to do. The IFL is also in a ring, which is sure to comfort the old fucks running HBO.
Anyways, all this is speculation on my part but the more I think of it, the more it starts to make sense. Although I can’t help thinking Dana White will be peeing his pants with glee if HBO picks the IFL.
We already know that UFC 82 is going to be on March 1st in Columbus Ohio. I think most of us were assuming that UFC83 would be in Fightlinker’s backyard of Montreal on April 19th. But now we have news that the UFC may be planning another UK event between those two dates, and it will be UFC83:
Ready to devote himself fully to MMA from now on, the BJJ black belt told Sherdog.com that he will return to the Octagon at UFC 83. He knows that he will not have an easy time.
“MMA to me now is a road without return,” Maia explained. “I go back in UFC 83, in March, in England. I think they will give me some tough guy.”
Seems like the deluge of events in January and February isn’t going to slow down any time soon. Which is great, because events are the fuel that keeps this clunker of a site rolling through the poop that is the MMA news grind.
Let me tell you, it’s not always that easy being the prick of the MMA blogosphere. We love mixed martial arts, we’re fans of the fighters and we’re fans of a lot of the other guys out there running websites too. There’s rarely a post we put up that I don’t look at wondering “Have we gone too far with this? Are we past being funny and now just being petty and spiteful?”
Don’t worry, though. We’re not going ‘soft’ any time soon. But I’d like to think that our constant self-evaluation manages to keep us relatively in check. We never want to become a celebrity tabloid-like site which shits on people regardless of if they do good or bad. And we don’t want to single out or hound anyone past a few days worth of irrelevant blabber mixed with a joke about horse cocks. In short, we really do try to keep things fun and light around here.
With that being said, we’re not so far up our own asses that we aren’t willing to admit when we’ve ‘gone too far’. And I will say that we probably did just that with our post about Ryan Gracie’s death. I’m not apologizing for it because of what other people think. I personally just feel a bit off about it.
Anyways, I dunno really know where I’m going with this … I suppose the main gist of it is that we churn out a buttload of content and we try to keep it all up to a certain standard of quality and a certain twisted but nonetheless valid form of morality. We don’t always succeed, but I just wanted to put it out there that we do TRY.