This is turning out to be quite the unpredictable year, and things are only getting weirder and weirder. At times, things are so strange you have to wonder if something is going on with time and space itself … if the threads making up the fabric of the universe are being twisted by some unknown Ta’avern. What’s making me think the end of the world is night?

Brad fucking Imes just pulled off his second gogoplata finish in a fucking row.

At first i thought this was a mistake … that the website I had read this from was just reposting results from Brad’s last match. But it’s true … Brad Imes defeated Bo Cantrell 55 seconds into the first round with one of MMA’s rarest submissions. I can count the number of times on my toes that the gogoplata has been used successfully in MMA, and never mind you the extra 3 toes I have … that’s between me and the makers of Thalidomide to sort out.

I have to wonder if this news will make a rumored match between Imes and Brock Lesnar any more or less likely. Me, I’d imagine the UFC wouldn’t want to throw Lensar in the ring with someone who’s been jiu-jitsuing like the second coming of Carlson. On the other hand, I think Brock Lesnar’s arms and shoulders are probably so big it would be impossible to gogoplata him.

I know the whole point of the IFL draft was to find diamonds in the rough, but I’m sure IFL execs were hoping for at least a few notable fighters from smaller organizations to show up. Unfortunately for them, past the always game but not always capable Jason Guida, the only other notable names they got were journeyman Brian Gassaway and TUF3 quitter Noah Inhofer. You can see the entire list of draft fighters here at MMA on Tap.

The thing I don’t get is how exactly this draft is going to work … are the guys who get picked going to have to move wherever their team is? Are they going to have to give up their existing training camps? How many free places are really available on IFL teams? I imagine most coaches in the IFL are giving the huge majority if not all their spots to fighters from their own training camps.

In short, the idea of a draft is all nice and well and it plays into the whole ‘league’ feel, but I’ll be amazed if more than 10 guys actually get drafted into any of the teams.

I have a feeling that unless Randy Couture murders his family and then hangs himself from his gym equipment, today is gonna be yet another slow news day. But fear not, loyal readers. To fill in the oh so intellectual gaps, I’ll be providing you with some grade A filler … no snouts, hooves, or fecal matter. Okay, maybe just a touch of fecal matter.

To start things off, you’ve got Matt Hughes’ twin brother Mark getting tasered by the cops. This would be 100 times better if he were drunk and resisting arrest, but when it comes to the Hughes boys I’ll take what I can get. Considering their arsenal I doubt the police would be able to take them if they weren’t willing to be taken.

Hi guys, little help if possible.

WordPress used to send me an email whenever someone commented on a story. Unfortunately, that function seemed to break somehow on Saturday night. If anyone has any ideas for how to fix this issue, it would be greatly appreciated (and yes, I checked the settings in WordPress that controls this).

**Update** Well, the mail thing is fixed, thanks intenso for that thread … switching the comments email fixed the issue. But now I no only have the ‘code’ view when adding posts. Yay. Zach Arnold, I’m sorry I ever thought you were being crazy when you complained about WordPress.

Unsubstantiated reports have Brock Lesnar on ESPN radio saying he’s had his infamous penis-sword chest tattoo removed. If this is true, then it is a sad day for MMA indeed. Not since Evan Tanner shaved off his iconic bum beard have fight fans lost such an easy topic for mockery.

RIP Penis Sword … 2005 – 2007

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