There’s only one thing to say after hearing that 13,000 of the 21,000 tickets to UFC 83 in Montreal were scooped up by UFC Fight Club members: You motherfucking scalpers. You whores. I fucking hate your cocksucking guts. And I’m going to make it my personal mission to kick your faces in if I see you scalping tickets to the Montreal event.
Dana White’s got a post-coital glow going about these big numbers. Not only did he probably just make a cool quarter million from Canadians buying UFC Fight Club membership, but now he gets to act like a huge chunk of these fucking tickets aren’t going to end up on Ebay. Well, let’s wait and see. My bet is there’s gonna be more scalping going on than for that stupid Hannah Montana shit (for those keeping count, that’s 2 Hannah Montana references in one week. Boo-yah! Daz how we rollz).
I fucking hate scalpers. Fucking hate them. And I hate the entertainment industry for being too dumb to figure out a way to stop them that doesn’t involve making the real fans jump through 1001 hoops to get their tickets. This Fight Club shit is a perfect example. Society has just hit a point where people are just barely too smart for their own good – they get the idea of supply and demand. So you’ve probably got a good 1000+ Fight Club members living in California who are planning on doubling their money off scalped UFC83 tickets. And to them I say again: Fuck you, you fucking fucks.
**UPDATE** FUCK YOU ALL.