DirectTV gone and fucked up the announcement.

(thanks TIGERTAO, you are a true Fightlinker Jackal!)

This is a goddamn sexist world, isn’t it? Women get to post cam-whore shots of themselves all the time on Myspace, but the very day after a guy does it he gets a big post mocking him on Fightlinker. Well, he does if he’s Stephen Quadros and he’s apparently doing some creepy late night shirtless self portraits.Before today if I was gonna bet on which Sherdog Radio host spent his evenings taking these kinds of pics, I would have guessed Jordan Breen. There you go Jordan, are you happy I’m expanding my characterizations of you past Japanese trivia buff?

In this episode, Mac and Blake get into a NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ANY MORE. This shit is getting more and more frat by the episode. The only way it could be more like high school is if people were getting stuffed in lockers.

I never thought I could dislike the two Matts any more than I did when the season started, but at this point I’m praying for light trussing to fall and crush them during their fight at UFC 79. Hughes may think God is on his side but I’m pretty sure there must be some kind of “Thou shalt not be a lame-o” law somewhere in the bible that might give me a spiritual edge.

Past that, balls fight. Troy Mandaloniz looks like he could go somewhere, but we’ll have to wait and see how he reacts to a ground fighter who does more than wiggle around with a closed guard. That Paul guy deserved to get knocked out. If I was him I would have crawled across the mat Rani Yahya style rather than risk taking any more punches. And if I was Matt Hughes I would order a Code Red on any fighter who doesn’t follow the game plan. Fuck, seeing what retards half these guys are, I would spend the first 30 minutes of every practice having them repeat “I will follow my corner’s advice”.

From Wanderlei Silva’s official site

Wanderlei Silva is once again the special guest to the next UFC in USA. UFC 77 will take place on October 20, when the name of his opponent will be released. The date has been confirmed.

In contact with Wanderlei, he explains that the name is already defined and that the disclosure will only be possible after the event.

Goddamn if this is some underwhelming “I’m fighting Keith Jardine” shit, I’ll kill someone.

Imagine this: you get really fucking smashed … like more smashed than you’ve ever gotten in your life. You fall asleep at your friend’s place and wake up with a tattoo that says “I have a small penis”. Hey, that’s a funny story, and about the only explanation I can think of for why this guy has that tattoo. There’s only one explanation I can think of for his other tattoo as well. Yeah, look up a bit. That’s a full fledged neo-nazi symbol covering half this guy’s chest.

Normally this is where I’d go off on a rant about how being a nazi is fucking retarded. But I’d like to think we’ve evolved past that obvious point, so I’m gonna move off the easy target and leave that for the fightlinker.com jackals to deal with.

This post is gonna be all about WHY THE FUCK A NAZI IS GETTING BOOKED BY A COMPANY OWNED BY PROELITE?

That’s right … this guy is a King of the Cage fighter. And this isn’t from the pre-ProElite days. This guy has had four fights with the promotion in the past six months, with the latest one being last weekend. Maybe nazis don’t elicit much attention down in California, but up here in Canada we don’t let that shit slide. Show up at an MMA event in Montreal with a swastika tattoo and we’re gonna riot like it’s a Guns N Roses concert.

Normally I would never advise anyone to go to ProElite.com … it’s about as appealing to look at as Kaposi’s sarcoma-associated herpes virus. But in this case, I really think that we should point out this little oopsie to ProElite president Kelly Perdew.

Here’s a sample message you can cut and paste to Kelly:

Subject: YOU’VE GOT NAZI

Hi Kelly. Just thought you ought to know that you’ve got a guy fighting in your King of the Cage promotion (Melvin Costa) that’s kinda sorta just a little bit of a FUCKING NEO NAZI. I’m sure this is all some sort of simple oversight. You run a big organization and tiny insignificant issues like raging white supremacists fighting for you might have been easy to miss. The Eagle/Swastika tattoo on this guy’s chest is pretty small after all … it only covers HALF HIS CHEST.

Anyways, just thought I’d bring it to your attention so that next time he fights for one of your promotions I can tell everyone who’ll listen that you knew about him and are apparently okay with Nazis.

Keep up the good work!

Oh, and if anyone has Kelly’s email or any other high ranking ProElite people’s emails, hook me up. I can’t imagine more than 200 people messaging Kelly through his ProElite.com site, but if we can get his email I think we could probably hit 800+ messages.

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